I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

K-Konichiwa >///< notices that ur a boy Da-does u has a girl f- friend? OwO Giggles my books jiggling u baka -w-

Guys I can’t believe this. I have been a tier 3 sub to pokimane for 22 months. I have donated hundreds of dollars to pokimane over the years and every time she says thank you and makes a cute face. When I ask her questions in chat she almost always replies to ME. I thought surely she liked me as much as I liked her. She chose to reply to ME out of everyone in her chat. She has been leading me on, I thought we would become a couple and go on to get married and have tons of pokichildren yet low and behold, she has a boyfriend. I am seething with anger and my pain is immeasurable. It is as though I have been cheated on by my wife/wifu of 20 of years. I am currently seeing a therapist to help repair the severe mental damage caused by pokimane cheating on me. I am unsubbing and will never watch a pokimane stream again. I will only admire her beauty from a distance(YouTube clips). Fellow gamers, please stand with me and cancel pokimane.

I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.

Hey👋 ladies💁‍♀️ 📷 Would 😍 you 👈 like 👍 to 2️⃣ get 😮 rich 💰💰💰 by running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ your 👈 own business 👩‍💼💼 from home 🏡 with just ☝ your phone? 📱🤳 Well 🤷‍♀️ you can't. 😂 Get 👏 a 👏 real 👏 job 👏 you 👏 stupid 👏 ♥♥♥♥

+rep for being so cute