I worked as a janitor once, in my early 20s. Out of school and broke, I took whatever job I could. Hell, I even worked as a male escort there for a while. Course, that didn't really pan out all that well; too many customers complained that my penis was too damn small. It wasn't 'till I was older when I manned up and joined the military. I fought in the deep jungles of Vietnam, 'n' killed 67 babies and 12 soldiers. After a while, I got discharged for attempting to organize a mass masturbation with some of the boys; none of them seemed to mind at the time, but I guess the times have changed. Still didn't think it was wrong, but nowadays that don't seem to matter much no more. Boys prefer to do it on their own, protecting their privacy and so and so. No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ principle in the art of jerking it no more, damn disgrace! Anyway I don't really miss 'dose days. Got myself a nice, good job now, working as a performance artist. I really, really made it.

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