Groggy Gamer 最近的评测

I cannot believe this game is free. It's beautiful, the gameplay is excellent, the music is perfect. There is no reason to not be playing this absolute banger of a game.

Honestly, one of the only games I can call a "must play". It's as good as the genre gets. Play this game. You can't possibly regret it.

Normally, I'm not thrilled to pay $20 and up for a game that only lasts 6 hours. In the case of this game? Worth every single penny. This game was such an emotional roller-coaster. I laughed, cried tears of joy, cried tears of sadness, smiled, screamed... and at the end, the only thought I was left with...

... I miss you Samantha... wait for me up there, okay?

If you like Brotato, you'll like this too. In fact, this is arguably more polished than Brotato. Gameplay loop is essentially identical, with you choosing a character, starting weapon, and difficulty. You fight waves of increasingly harder enemies, with shops full of weapons and passives between each wave. The characters are where this game really shine. No shade intended, Brotato's characters look way too similar. Every one of them is a potato wearing different gear. Noobs Are Coming though has a unique model for every character. Now, one thing cool that Brotato does is change the way your character looks with each new passive. Unfortunately, this game doesn't have that. That said, the unique models make up for it. The music is decent, the enemies are fun, and I genuinely enjoy the runs to unlock new stuff. Brotato got a bit monotonous with the grind for unlocks. This feels more varied, with different bosses and enemy behavior keeping things interesting. All-in-all, very solid game, and absolutely contends with others in the genre. With content updates hopefully in the future, I can see myself coming back to this one for quite some time.

I don't think I've ever played a game quite like this. Just a little "peek behind the curtain" for me, I'm a pharmacy technician. I work full-time, taking care of people in what one could call a "legal dr*g dealer" setting. I personally am very straight-laced, and have never even considered touching drugs. I'm a dad, a good one most would say. I love my life, when I look at it all. It's a good life, that I'd never put at risk through illicit means.

ALL THAT SAID...

Holy sh*t this game is addicting. I work long days, then put in a couple hours each night growing my empire. The mini-games that you play are intuitive. The mixing system is shockingly deep. The thrill of growing, cooking, and mixing, then outrunning the cops to do it all again is worth every penny. I can't wait to play each day. I've played over 18 hours at the time of writing this, which may not seem like a lot, but keep in mind the whole full-time job, full-time dad thing. That's a lot, given all that I do. I know it's early in the year, but already this is my indie game, maybe just game in general, of the year. It's a blast to play, has great music and sound design, and comes together into a fittingly addictive experience.

10/10, would spike drugs with horse spunk again

Nothing better than coming home to play this after a stressful 10 hours working in retail. No idea why I like it, but... here we are.

This is the absolute dumbest premise for a game I've ever heard of, and I've loved every moment. This game needs more exposure. It's such a mindless blast, and deserves far more people playing it.

Bullet heaven games are a blast, and this one has such a silly but fun premise. The style is great, graphics are just right, and the pets are adorable AND useful. Lots of unlockables, which I love, keeps me occupied and replaying. Meta progression is present, but not too overbearing to success. Getting to choose your starting weapon really helps get a viable build, or even a challenge run if you're into that.

Ignoring all that, you still play as a sentient slice of f**king pizza with a cute f**king puppy, so you could always just focus on that.

Fun game, tons of unlockables, and no meta-progression, all make for a great combination that gives that "just one more run" syndrome we all know and love. Varied characters and builds make each run feel different, even if the enemies and map are unchanged. Final boss is fun and offers a challenge, which is welcome. All-in-all, very worth the asking price!

Honestly one of the best survival games out there. I get bored of them easily, and this has been different. I always find something new to have fun with. The world is pretty big, with lots to explore, and the amount of content is impressive. It's almost a shame that it's getting a rep as just "Pokemon with guns", because it's so much more. Real time combat, crafting, base building, survival mechanics, and instanced dungeons are just scratching the surface. Also, it bears noting that Pokemon did not create the genre of monster collecting, Megami Tensei did. Dragon Quest, Dokapon, and Robotrek also all predate Pokemon. This is just another in a long line of games in the genre, and it does a lot of things that the others don't. It stands on it's own, and it's a freaking blast. I couldn't recommend this more, and I hope that more people give it a try.