Read a poem to my weiner.

greg is dead

And for everyone asking, I am intentionally chaning my name every day just to mess with another friend. Is it worth it?..........Do cows go moo?

Look, I'm all for spreading the word for something. But why Pootis when I can pow it into obscurity. It can join the obscure ranks of a mature trader.

>Every Night i Pray to pootis.
>I had All the Dispenser's He Made and The Ones i Tried to make
>My Dad Calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
>I Smile , He's Jealous of my Devotion for Pootis.
>I Call him A Tryhard.
>He Slaps me and Sends me to Bed.
>My Face Hurts
>I Feel a Warmth move Twoards Me.
>It was Pootis!
>I Was so happy.
>He Said in my Ear Softly, This is my Dispenser.
>Pootis Put me on my Hands and Knees.
>I'm Ready.
>I Spread my Asscheeks For Pootis.
>He Shoves his Meat in Me.
>i Feel my Butt Tearing.
>I Push Against his Force.
>He lets out a Mighty Poot As he FIlls my Butt WIth his Love.
>He Got Up.
>My Dad Walked in.
>Pootis Looked him Straight in the Eye.
>This is my Dispenser.
>Pootis THen Left THrough the WIndow.
>I Was Pleased.
>Pootis is Love....
>Pootis....Is Life.

I can't believe I'm doing this, but...
+rep for not changing your name as much as walmart nowadays