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/NK/ Swashy 2023 年 4 月 10 日上午 10:18

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finn 2021 年 7 月 7 日下午 7:23

u have been cursed by majin alan

wolfeh 2021 年 7 月 1 日下午 6:24

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/NK/ Swashy 2021 年 5 月 19 日下午 8:21

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

/NK/ Swashy 2021 年 5 月 6 日下午 9:51

We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 meters per second. Based on average ♥♥♥♥ size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s ♥♥♥♥ would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a ♥♥♥♥ is .77 lbs. If he swung his ♥♥♥♥ in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. That means that Gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his ♥♥♥♥ breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.

/NK/ Swashy 2021 年 1 月 6 日下午 3:11

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

/NK/ Swashy 2020 年 11 月 14 日上午 10:44

You've probably clicked this profile because he 1 tapped you - if he is vsing you, just uninstall the game, you're done kid.

/NK/ Swashy 2020 年 8 月 2 日下午 7:19

If you were a nova you would be my sταя★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
Are you standing on a moltov, or are you just hot?☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀
I like my women like my csgo skins. minimal wear╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

/NK/ Swashy 2020 年 4 月 15 日下午 3:46

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE

/NK/ Swashy 2020 年 4 月 5 日上午 10:38

Signed by /NK/ Swashy - please stop begging for a sign now

no 2019 年 12 月 16 日下午 6:09

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no 2019 年 8 月 28 日下午 6:57

My deeply perverted desire for gator ♥♥♥♥♥ once again landed me in hot water. What started as an innocent interest in reptiles grew to an unmanageable lust for all things cold blooded and scaly. I was warned time and time again. Did I listen when they found me licking toads and fondling chamelons? No I did not. I threw caution to the wind and continued my search for the perfect reptilian lover. Sure there were dangers and incompatibilities. But we made it work. In retrospect I wish we took more hygiene precautions and I should have known a snakeskin condom wouldn't hold up to our rambunctious mud ♥♥♥♥ing. But in the heat of the moment who dwells upon kidney destroying swamp diseases when they are trying to rub one more out with their dream gator? Thanks for all who have been supportive and screw all those who have turned up their noses at our forbidden love.

no 2019 年 4 月 14 日下午 7:17

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖

no 2019 年 3 月 13 日下午 7:53

VERY SiLLy UPVOTE

no 2019 年 3 月 13 日下午 7:52

fUG U

Wez Mantooth 2019 年 2 月 12 日下午 1:03

You know I hear the word ♥♥♥ a lot around here. And I have to be honest, it really ticks me off. My two dads didn’t raw dog it across America for charity for me to live in a world where lovingly cupping a massive set of bull balls with a calloused 10” hand is considered uncomfortable or wrong or gay. We, as a society, need to get to a point where a warm hairy ass is as beautiful, as nurturing and as life giving as a vagina itself. Until we rise above our petty differences and give rise to a new race of man - born by men, of men, and for men - we will never come together as a people to endure the uncomfortable penetrating hardness of life.

/NK/ Swashy 2018 年 12 月 25 日下午 1:53

Honestly if you get matched with this idiot I recommend instantly leaving to save yourself 30 minutes of literal hell. I'm not sure what's worse his voice, his game play or his uncontrollable urge to team kill... ♥♥♥

no 2018 年 11 月 9 日下午 6:18

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/NK/ Swashy 2018 年 10 月 2 日下午 5:58

What are you guys playing? I’m supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my♥♥♥♥♥ Is it TheLegend27?! Yeah, TheLegend27. Who is the legend 27? Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever. Born from fire. I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult. I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow. But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might escape… WHAM!!! Just like that! collective gasps Iphone Notification What? No, no no no, no no no! Iphone Notification That’s impossible! “TheLegend27” has captured my hero! Mine too! Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad. You have no idea what just happened. I might have some idea. Woman turns around, and powers her device’s screen, showing she is in fact TheLegend27

no 2018 年 9 月 17 日下午 9:37

who the ♥♥♥♥ is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

no 2018 年 8 月 12 日下午 4:41

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/NK/ Swashy 2018 年 6 月 7 日下午 8:35

What are you guys playing? I’m supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass. Is it TheLegend27?! Yeah, TheLegend27. Who is the legend 27? Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever. Born from fire. I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult. I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow. But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might escape… WHAM!!! Just like that! collective gasps Iphone Notification What? No, no no no, no no no! Iphone Notification That’s impossible! “TheLegend27” has captured my hero! Mine too! Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad. You have no idea what just happened. I might have some idea. Woman turns around, and powers her device’s screen, showing she is in fact TheLegend27

no 2018 年 5 月 6 日下午 10:24

Check my friends list, someone on there has the same avatar as you :<

Slay him with finesse, chief.

no 2018 年 4 月 10 日下午 9:59

I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this ♥♥♥♥ so dank???” god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that ♥♥♥♥!!” lololol send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!

no 2018 年 3 月 23 日下午 7:21

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Wez Mantooth 2018 年 2 月 7 日下午 6:00

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

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Wez Mantooth 2017 年 12 月 1 日下午 3:20

that’s funny, my 22 year old hooters gf is sitting right the ♥♥♥♥ here laughing at you. she doesn’t even play but she knows torb doesn’t go against 2 snipers, dumbass.

no 2017 年 11 月 30 日下午 9:49