Absolute bozo, saw him once in Foxhole and he stole my shmeckles

add me, +rep excellent marksman

+rep fantastic focus

Insane skills

Ere's the precipice.
Hast thou ever found thyself on a streak of edging?
Pray, dost they maintain thee in a perpetual state of edging?
When thou art not engaged in thy edging, dost thou succumb to the whims of gooning?
Ah, the art of allure!
None may possess such Sigma qualities as the gentleman Golden.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the ♥♥♥♥” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.