"They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday."
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Stupid CSGO Jokes:

Why did the CZ-75 make the girl pregnant?
It took to long to pull out.

They call me defuse kit. Cause I only last 5 seconds.

What did the smg say to his son when he dropped him of at school?
Bizon.

What does Freddie Mercury say when he gets a kill?
Another one bites De_Dust.

If Your Mother was a map every callout would be playground.

4/0/4 Assist not found.

How many mexicans do you need to change a lightbulb?
Just Juan.

How many silvers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they can´t even climb the ladder.

I like my girls as I like my skins.
Minimal Wear.

Your mom is so fat everywhere on de_nuke is squeaky.

Hey girl, if you would be a map, you would be called de_licious!

Hey girl, is your number 7355608?
Coz you da' bomb.

If your mum was an esport, she'd be csgo cause she requires teamwork!

I was going to make a 64-tick server related joke.
But none of them would register.

Hey girl, are you a knife?
Because I'd want to unbox you.

What gun can be thrown the furthest?
One with an IBP sticker.

I was walking down the street and someone shouted cat.
So I rotated.

Hey, have you played on the new map?
Nah, everyone got de_dos'd on it.

Why do terrorists wear sunglasses?
They don't want to get De_Dust 2 in their eyes.

Why is the team name "Team Liquid"?
Because they never have a solid performance.

What do you call a Deagle Blaze, with an IBP sticker on it?
A flamethrower.