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Give this rose to every one you want to anally devastate:
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you look at the word warning! Once there was a brudda named Knuckles, he was lost in the woods because he was going on an adventure with his bruddas. He got so lost that he went to a gas station to try to find help, and no one was in sight to help her, but it went worse because he got even more lost. And he sat there for hours until someone came. He asked for directions by saying, "Do u know da wey?" but they didn't know the wey... Now whoever reads this letter will get lost in the woods on Monday night 12:00 a.m. Now send this to ten other discords, and he will find da wey. This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten discords in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of your life Tomorrow. U will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will not find da wey

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Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I’m a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m’lady. In the end these guys always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like ♥♥♥♥, and only talk to me to cry about it. I’m sick of being considered ‘beta’ or whatever you call it.

Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.

Hello twitch chat. This is michaels mother speaking. Please stop the spam in the chat. I can’t read the amazing conversations that you are having about my son. Thanks. Don’t copy and paste this to spam more or I will tell Michael to ban you all.

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my ♥♥♥♥♥

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

hi mi name es giorgio i woerk in potatoe faktory and since mi padre died in a donkey waggon accident i leav mi wife and ugli daughter to become a pro leagueue of leyendaerio player, everydai i watch rainamndio. i just wante to sai thank you veriyi much rauinmanio i improvd from bronce 5 to wood 7 in just 6 months. plz no copato pasterato dis is onli my life. i ALso killed mi dog. Sorry fo mi bad englando im not NA

That’s it, I’m done. ♥♥♥♥ this chat. It’s devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That’s it. I’m done. I’m uninstalling the internet, chopping off my ♥♥♥♥ and moving to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smarter discourse

˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling

Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
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*Now Look For The Q And Your Wish
Will Come True:
... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO
*This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N':
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
*Now Find The Mistake:
ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ
*Something You Really Want, After the
countdown!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now
Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Be The Opposite\

Sometimes whenever I eat M&Ms, I like
To hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks, I eat the cracked one, and the M&M that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&Ms and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

There's just something so mystical about you. Every thought about you makes me love the world and everyone around me. You make me so happy that I wish so dearly I could always feel like this. It happens to me, late at night, when I'm alone to my own thoughts. Stuck inside my head, I just dream of you and I together. It gives me peace, it makes me feel perfect. I want to be with you. I want to do everything with you. I want to do anything with you. I want you. I want you and me. I want... us to be happy, together.

All these feelings make me feel more and more like myself. I've truly never been so much like myself until I've gotten to know you and talk with you. We spoil each other too much with each other it drives me crazy to think of time without you.

You make me happy. I love you. I love you more than it should be physically possible to love someone. You're perfect to me. You're perfect. I love you.

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