Goatism 最近的评测

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This game is almost impossible to play; the controls for the bus you drive (and it isn't even a bus, rather a truck) are absolutely atrocious and some locations you have to drive to cannot even be reached because the locations you have to drive to are literally inside of the buildings rather than on the roads or sidewalks. Driving to locations gives you money, but I honestly couldn't bother finding out what you can do with this money because the controls of your "bus" are an absolute chore.

The only thing I can give this game credit for are the comics and the "voice acting", even though it's all AI-made. Those were fun to read/listen to. I personally don't mind that the characters in this game are obviously not original (Barbara, Aira and Hestia I definitely recognize), but it may not be for everyone.

And the clearly paid reviews don't help either. Just don't do that man.

Dit spel heeft mijn leven veranderd

I don't need Iris, Luna or Vaela when there's already Dishu

I've played this game well over 50 hours now, and it gets more infuriating to start/finish a game without coming across a bug. I've found some technical issues/bugs that you are VERY likely to encounter while playing this:
- Random game crash (PC): I'm not sure what causes it, but my game will randomly crash, whether I'm in a lobby or ingame. By now this almost happens every 2 games for me, making it simply unplayable as the entire game will stop as a result. I'd rather not play simply out of guilt for the players who are forced back to the lobby after someone crashes or leaves. Reinstalling and verifying integrity of game files doesn't work either.
- Audio cuts away: All voice communication just disappears for roughly 5-10 seconds and then pops back in. This happens once or twice per game for me.
- Lobbies bugging: Sometimes a lobby won't start a game due to the game simply not loading up a match. This will result in a 0.0% loading screen for sometimes up to a whole minute before giving the message ''Connection lost''.
- Getting stuck in doorframes: I've only had this issue once, but you can get stuck in doorframes. This occured to me on the bottom left of the map in the cafe. This gets fixed when a round ends, but it's still annoying.
At first I applauded the game in a previous review which I had to remove, saying that the good outshine the bad, but the more I play this, the more frequent issues like these occur. I simply cannot recommend this game in its current state, and hope for a patch to fix these issues. I hope the team knows about these issues, as I'm worried for this game's future due to a lack of communication from their side about these issues.

Characters in this DLC are yet to come out, don't listen to crybabies who don't know how schedules work

By achieving 100% in this game, I successfully have become a goat

This new DLC absolutely slaps, and it also immediately compliments the new Horde mode update very well!

I think the new weapon, Telos, is a lot of fun to use. You'll need to be very accurate with your aim in order to land charged headshots on enemies with it, and it definitely pays off if you manage to hit those shots. The reload animation is also really cool, even though it obscures your view just a little.

The main meat and potatoes of this DLC clearly are the new songs that are introduced. I'm already familiar with Matt and Melissa, both of them being absolutely phenomenal with their new songs. I didn't know Joe Bad yet, but after hearing his song I'm definitely open to hearing more from him!

Lastly, the new outfits. I like these new outfits, although they mostly look like reskins of the Unknown's default skin. That's not necessarily a bad thing, although what I think is a shame is that the 3 new outfits that are introduced all have the same ''outfit ability'', something the previous 3 new DLC outfits varied in. Doesn't mean they don't look epic though.

If you already liked the base game and the Dream of the Beast DLC, definitely don't miss out on this one!

Short but fun game! The various characters are all unique and fun to chat with, the amount of different cards are fun to play with (although some of them are a little TOO op) and the waifus all look good!

My only complaint is that there wasn't a goat girl

It's crazy how a free, micro-transactionless game like this is more immersive, addicting and fun than what most triple A studios and games manage to fart out these days.