afk r_e_t_a_r_d

remine me how i have you added again im crying

+rep Lovely guy!

cool game

WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward HAWT MAMA! punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out EEE-AW EEE-AW pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH wolf whistle AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ARF ARF ARF ARF rubs ass on ground like dog WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH

friendly

my king, much love <3

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Took some time to get my meal but I enjoyed it, overall rating 4.5/5

… Okay, I know this is a really bad idea, but I'm already here, so
Here we ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go! Rawr! x-3
… Nuzzles, pounces on you
UwU, you're so warm
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky; murr; (he-he)
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oh, baby, you' so musky
Take me home, pet me and make me yours
And don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my wittle baby tail, all for your bulgy-wulgy
Kissies and lickies you' neck, I hope daddy likies
Nuzzle and wuzzles your chest (yeah), I be (yeah) getting thirsty
… Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long, UwU
Please adopt me!
Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips
(OwO, punish me please)
Gotta hit 'em with this furry ♥♥♥♥ (he don't see it coming)

thx for the nice meal

+rep, fake heyzeus enjoyer

everyone adding you about the knife is a not cool guy. i need some of ur gold luck wtf

Everyone adding you about the knife is scammer dude. Don't trade with any of them. Don't listen to any of them.

cringe

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