My love for this man is strong as always

I remember that night vividly. Trees rustling, breeze soft and silky, and all the stars were out except one, the most vibrant of them all, Randy himself had shot across my sky but I could not make a wish before he vanished out of sight. To this day I remember that sparkle, those twinkling eyes that nothing in nature could match the beauty of, and it haunts me. It's been so long, so very long since I've last seen even a wisp of Randy. I await the day he so graciously deigns to make an appearance again knowing full well I may be resting at the edge of eternity before that day comes.

If Randy has a million waifus, then I am one of them. If Randy has ten waifus, then I am one of them. If Randy has only one waifu then that is me. If Randy has no waifus, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Randy, then I will ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥♥ up until the world is Randy's waifu.

If Randy has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Randy has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Randy has only one fan then that is me. If Randy has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Randy, then I am against the world.

When I think of love and friendship, I imagine his face. He is the star that shines brighter than the sun. Should a thousand floods flow for a thousand days, our camaraderie will still remain even as all else turns barren.

Yeah I remember that time I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a girl on your couch. Good times.