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Amazing game, bro!

+rep dependable during clutch

have an offer for ya, added mate.

+rep nice profile
add me pls

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+rep very good player :)

i did all the heavy lifting

I'm back, and it's no thanks to Pöm

+rep max funny player

+rep i miss s12, i think about it every other day. Seriously the best server in all of GMOD at one time. Bring it back!

signed by TowarekFTT

+rep good player

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Oh no, one good time on csgo and I get to be called a cheater. Thanks for thinking I'm too good though! :)

My apology for writing directly in the comment section! Your profile is adorable, you are wonderfully made by God and a true image of God. This comment is intended to express my desire to be one of your friends. Can we be friends? If so, can you kindly send me a friend request? I'd like to know more about you and also get to share ideas with you. Thanks.

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♥♥♥♥ you idiot

+rep very friendly

+rep, add me

-rep, smelly salty jew
can you ♥♥♥ please?

+rep - kept the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ profile pic for god knows how long, husband material

I can give my Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth ft for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

My tunic snake threw up out of sheer anger and disbelief that this middle aged woman would put on such a display. According to the Al Jazeera weather, a meteor shower will occur over Los Angeles today, no doubt the mighty Allah is throwing his own fiery stones of justice at this brazen western ♥♥♥♥♥.

Believe it or not, I was actually interviewed for a job on a call-back by a woman who asked me if I've ever "spunked in a ♥♥♥♥♥'s mouth before." I was so nervous I just started jacking off all over the office until the psychotic feminist sitting across the desk lassoed me with a rope, tugged me toward her with her powerful arms and started breastfeeding me back to normality. I got the job, by the way: sheep herder.

I saw your comment about a crossbow being "difficult and fickle". Obviously you have no clue. I've used crossbows since I was 12, anyone, male or female, with practice can ♥♥♥♥ and load a crossbow in less than a minute. Also it's very acurate and more reliable than a firearm. I teach crossbow use and she's right, a crossbow makes a good home defense weapon, especially for those who can't own a firearm. You might want learn facts on something before making a comment showing your ignorance.

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I sexually Identify as the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of seizing the means of production from the dirty bourgeoisie. People say to me that a person being a historical communist revolution is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon instal hammers, sickles, and other assorted proletariat farming tools on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to seize the means of production and free the working class. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your capitalist privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Look you little ♥♥♥♥. There's something called a backspace key. For many keyboards it might be an arrow pointing left or maybe it'll just be branded "BACKSPACE". Before you start typing some random incoherent hurr durr ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on /a/, take a look at that key on your keyboard and assert whether it is worth the embarrassment pointing out how retarded the psyche of your being is. Sure you're anonymous, but deep inside you're a lonely unintelligent ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only resorts to 'fitting in with the cool kids' by using overused memes, some memes you have no business with, and still manage to pull off that "I'm a tough guy act".

Look here you dumb broad. I have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad crush on you, and i think we need to get together asap. SRS I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, you're too busy doing your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hair and make up, listening to kesha and ♥♥♥♥. hit me back when yo get this and let me know what you think. peace ♥♥♥♥♥

For the last couple of years I have been a single male. Sometimes I use to get lonely so I purchased a cat. I named her cupid cause she is so cute. One day I was sitting on the lounge and cupid was on my lap. She is so affection and she started licking my leg. I began to have shivers on my neck and made me quite horney. I hadnt had sex much and sick thoughts entered my head. As I began to get an erection I thought maybe I better start wanking myself so I did. After a couple of wanks my cat was still licking my leg. I turned her around and it happened, before I knew it I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cupid. The funny thing about it is she seemed to really enjoy it. As I had finished I vowed to never do it again. That hasnt happened. I believe I should stop as I dont know what Ill do for sex when cupid dies. Is this normal?

are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? why do you come to my profile and send all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass comments? Implying that i don't wear ANYTHING at all?? who are you trying to prove yourself worthy to? To me? If so then you're doing a terrible job at it.
I take a shower everyday, I never wear the undies twice in a row, nor clothing.
If you really think you're so tough , get your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass on a plane and come down - you know where i'm at. And talk ♥♥♥♥ to my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face, alright?

Hello Alkaizer, this is Hollywood director and producer Eddy Pasterino. We would like you and fowtini to star in our new movie: Naked Skorñorita. You will go the the inn and see fowtini lying in Leah’s bed and she will want your Skorn but you say “No Skornerrino” and topdeck her. Pls no hastalapasta baberino.

Dark Souls is a game for hardcore players only. None of that ♥♥♥♥♥ Skyrim ♥♥♥♥ here. Dark Souls is home to the edgiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alive who fish for laggy backstabs because who gives a ♥♥♥♥ how you win when winning=skill. If you dare counter their lagstabs and actually kill them, they will invade with hacked weapons and instakill you. Not only that but your health will be halved and all your souls and humanity non recoverable upon respawn. That's the price you pay for being a skilless scrub and not knowing how to Cheat Engine. On that note Cheat Engine is bascially required to play this game if you want to do undo anything those Russian trainer kids do to you. Add me, my GFWL is xXxXxDarkNinjaAbysslordNightmanOfRemainsXxxxxxXXx we can pwn scrubs with instakill weapons, because that's how real players play and that's how we show those skyrim casuals what real skill is like.

What's funny is you've clearly never met a real US Navy SEAL, US Special Forces(for all branches) screen for certain attributes, inability to control your temper, arrogance, and lack of discipline are all attributes that automatically disqualify a candidate. Not to mention? if you did participate in a "secret" raid(in other words classified), talking about it before declassification could be considered treason--a capital offence. Lying about Military service is a felony itself. You must be 12.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hello all. Before adding me you must know this.
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison, and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming I have no soul.

So if anime wasn't even bad enough by itself, now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are getting into a little something called traps. Basically it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a ♥♥♥♥, and you say it isn't gay. Well I'm here to tell you that it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. If I were to walk up to you right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, me being a dude and you being a dude and you were turned on by me, THAT WOULD BE GAY. It ain't different for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps. Just cuz they dress like a chick don't mean they are a chick they got a ♥♥♥♥ AND ITS GAY! AND DONT SAY THE ♥♥♥♥ MAKES IT CUTER, THAT DOESNT MAKE IT CUTER, THAT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER! THAT MAKES YOU GAY ♥♥♥♥♥! AND THEN YOU SEND ME PICTURES OF THEM WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I AINT TRYNNA SEE THAT ♥♥♥♥, IM NOT GAY LIKE YOU! STOP SENDING ME ANIME! STOP SENDING ME HENTAI! STOP SENDING ME TRAPS! OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hey there, im from nigeria and I own a soup company. My name is Hakeem Jendom and my age is 57. So I would like to know your name and age because I think you are a handsome woman and you look pretty. By the way I own a sick Half-Life 2 Roleplay server and I would like you to join it, as I get around 500-900 ping everyday as I need to sacrifice one of my children I lured in my basement. Please please join me as I only get ERP 1 time per month and I only get 1-5 players including me. Its a very very cool server yet people do not join me I feel very sad and lonely and you look like you actually care baout people like me. So please contact me if you can my phone number is 420-001-3131 thank you and I love you - Hakeem Jendom

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