(and yes I know USPS stands for UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE..... some of us with small d*icks have to earn our smarts by MERIT)

I bet you're proud of your self with your big d*ick. I bet you walk around the town square telling everyone who will listen about how large your tacklebox is. I seen you at the USPS Post Office telling the package handler that you handle big packages every day even!!!! Is this what you want to become with your live? Just making it so us smaller d*icked individuals have to walk around town with tube socks stuffed down the front of our pants? I don't have the budget for that many tube socks.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare) well.. I was wondering if u wanted to play Vermintide with me (Im a hero power 650 Victor, so I can carry my little princes if need =-}} CUZ I really want someone to hoe wit me... hey hey, maybe even I could get you a precious trinket as a little gift. you like only playing Bardin? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Discord? (no scare. no scare. I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we Discord, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my Amouranth ASMR stream in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfct guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. 😊

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What even is aiming tho?