GeekSqueek 最近的评测

I went into RACCOIN expecting a silly little arcade coin pusher game. You know… drop coin, watch coin fall, brain go happy, dopamine go brrrr.

Instead, I somehow ended up in a full-on obsession spiral where I’m sitting 45 minutes deep into a run whispering to myself like a maniac:

“Okay… if I drop the TNT coin here, it’ll push the bunny coin, which triggers the multiplier, which triggers the ticket chain, which triggers the other chain, which triggers my inevitable downfall.”

This game is basically Balatro’s chaotic cousin, except instead of poker hands and cards, you’re playing a coin machine that feels like it was built by an evil raccoon engineer who studied psychology and decided:
“Yes. We will trap them forever.”

And it works.

had a hard time playing this game solo. If you gonna play it, make sure you have friends to play it with.

ARC Raiders is what happens when a cool PvE extraction game politely allows PvP and then one guy with a sniper rifle decides to dedicate his entire life to ruining your afternoon.

Most of the time, it’s great. Friendly-ish PvE vibes, awesome ARC enemies that actually feel threatening, and that dopamine hit when you find good loot is dangerously addictive. “One more run” turns into “why is it 3 AM.”

Playing with friends? Amazing. Playing solo? Still amazing, just with more quiet panic.

Now let’s talk about that player:
The sniper who kills you from 300 meters away, doesn’t loot you, doesn’t gain anything, and probably whispers “worth it” while respawning you back to sadness. Congratulations, you won nothing except my eternal distrust.

Missions can be a bit dull, but there’s enough goals and grind paths to focus on that it never feels pointless. The ARC fights, exploration, and loot loop keep pulling you back in.

In short:
• Fun PvE (And PVP if you're in to that ;) )
• Tense extraction gameplay
• Great solo or with friends
• Occasional human mosquito with a sniper rifle

I hate it. I love it. I’m queueing again.

I need a season 2 right now.

Finished the demo, and i can't wait to play the full game. Tho... the end-boss "Arrows-bones" look a little bit sus.

Ever wanted to run a business where customers spontaneously combust from a leafy green product, or turn into literal gods with glowing eyes and lightning bolts because you might have spiced up their order? Welcome to Schedule 1, where the absurd is just the beginning.

This isn’t just a “drug game” — it’s a full-blown management sim disguised in grunge and comedy. You’re mixing chemicals, "training" employees, expanding your empire, optimizing production lines, and yes — sometimes running from the cops while they try to taze you mid-delivery.

And the best part?
This isn’t made by some big triple-A studio. It’s the work of one person, and it shows in all the best ways. The dev actually listens to feedback, updates the game, and clearly made something they love. It’s wild how much heart, creativity, and chaotic brilliance has been packed into this game.

Want to plant seeds and give your final product ridiculous names? You can.
Want to mix batteries with sketchy powder just to see what happens? Go for it.
Want to invite friends and become the most dysfunctional crime syndicate in the city while laughing your face off? Absolutely.

Schedule 1 is so good, it’s got the actual “Drug Dealer Simulator” devs sweating. And for good reason.

If you like games where number go up and monkey brain says “YESSS,” if you like games that are unfiltered, unpredictable, and unforgettable — this is the one.
Buy it. Plant stuff. Name it something stupid. Get tazed. Repeat.

10/10 — fun per gram is off the charts.

Top-tier game; 10/10 would be gas-fumed again.

Ever wondered what it’s like to own a card shop? You know, the dream where you’re swimming in collectible packs, haunted by rare ghost cards, and surrounded by… let’s just say, "unique" customers? TCG Card Shop Simulator is exactly that, except add fart mods, chaos, and a relentless desire for more cards. Every time I stream this game, it feels like a fever dream, where my viewers can waltz into my shop, quite literally stink up the place, and chant, “Buy more cards!”—it’s both wildly addictive and slightly concerning.

This game is amazing, until the druid comes along and makes you hate life and screws up your bar. 10/10 would recommend playing with friends. After day 7 you need more than 2 friends.

Game crashes everytime on the load screen, a lot of people have this issue. Unplayable. Tried everything.

Blender man took me hostage. 10/10.