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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

Hey it’s me, we just played together. I noticed you didn’t add me but I send you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you’re pretty cool though like I said before, that’s why I got my team to throw for you. It’s so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was you’re boyfriend I’d make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren’t together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don’t want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

dude i got some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banana bread at work today dude? hell yeah. my mom told me if i wait for things, like, good things will happen to me dude and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i waited for some things and i got some banana bread at work today dude? hell yeah. so it just goes to show that waiting for things is, like, worth it. but there’s a lot of bad things in this world, dude. like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skunks dude? hell no. Scratching you’re eye, but it’s STILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ITCHY dude?! HELL no. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CUBS, DUDE? HELL NO!! LIKE GETTING PAID NOT A LOT OF MONEY, DUDE?! FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORKING?! HELL NO!!!! BUT BANANA BREAD?! AT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORK, DUDE?! HELL YEAH!!!!!! HELL YEAH, BRO!!!! HELL YEAH!! BANANA BREAD, BRO, AT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORK, DUDE!!!! HELL YEAH!!

Emet-Selch is so hot. Never in the history of gaming has there been a hotter character. He's more than some villain to me, he's a living, human person. He's a little tease but he's basically my husband. The devs know what they did with that man. The aesthetic paired with his demeanor make him such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going better than a snarky misunderstood antihero. Every inch of him is so hot. His long legs and his handsome yellow eyes. Every ilm of him is perfection. I would purposefully wipe on The Dying Grasp and let him kill my WoL over and over just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with him, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of his character surpasses everything I expected from this game. His tone of voice, those long fashionable robes, and the red mask which showcases his milky white face compliment his mysterious personality more. He is my husband and nothing dissuades me from this

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I’m soo thirsty 🥵 right now, but water 🌧 won’t do 🚫 I need daddy’s 👱‍♂️ cummies, but he wants them too 💦 I start ✅ to stroke his cummy machine 🍆 and see it grow 👆 he wants me to stop 🛑 but 🍑 I 👧 tell him no ❌ I need his cummies now 🍆💦 and I can’t wait any more 🥵 my throat is so dry 🔥 I need his seed 🍉 to soak 💦 to my core 😋 I keep on sucking 😫 until I 👧 get my reward 👱‍♂️ daddy’s cummies flying out of his sword 💦 He tries to pull me up 👆 because he wants to share 😍 But I want them all, and I don’t care 🤐 He tells me I’ve been bad 👎 And he’ll punish my princess 👑 part 😏 I still won’t share my cummies 💦 so he turns me over and puts his meat 🍆 scepter all the way into what feels like my heart ❤️.......

“Punish me daddy😋” I say, as his scepter continues to grind 🥵 I hear 🙉 him start to moan 🗣 like he’s lost his mind 🧠 Suddenly, I feel his seed 💦 fly inside me, and I get mad 😡 “I’m still thirsty” 🥵 I demand 😳 I put a finger 👈 into my princess 👑 part 🤭 pulling it all out ➡️ licking 😛 my wet 💦 finger 👆in a pout 🥺 I ask ❓daddy for more 💦💦 but he says no and puts on his pants, red 😤 guess I’ll 👧 have to ask ❓ my BRO 👦 for more👧💦💦💦 instead!!! 🤭😁

Time out, hold up. Hold up, sweetheart. Let's get it together before you wanna read. I don't have a sugar daddy, sweetheart. Everything that I've had, I've worked for, and I worked for to get and I've built myself. So you need to know that 100%. I don't have a sugar daddy, I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably can go out and get one, because I AM WHAT? SICKENING. You could never have a sugar daddy because you are NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL. Baby, everything I've had I worked for, and I've gotten myself. I built myself from the ground up, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥!

🌸Roses🌹 are😁 pink💕🌸

💜Violets🌻 are😂 purple💜

❤️ Pink😙🌸 rymhes🎵 with 👃stink😷

👇But🍑 nothing🚫🔔 rhymes 🔔with🙁 purple🎵💜

Im looking for an old friend of mine who liked erping and was more femboyish. I think you might be them, could you just confirm it to me please?

────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧα∂σѡ.
─(♥)████████(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
─(♥)██████████████████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ.
──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
────(♥)████████████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє.

Quit real life 8 months ago. Bought a new mount on WoW, I have an amazing new egirlfriend, I make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of vbucks and I'm buying a house in second life this spring. I party online every weekend, I'm always home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make a job into a career. It's cringe as ♥♥♥♥

daddy i got a cummy ache uwu;;

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naruto has summon you join in his ninja group!! send this to 5 of your best friends to join in ninja group and be top ninja in leaf town. only true ninja work with naruto and learn how to use double team. are you one of the ninja?

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!👋
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💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable
💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

Well, I'm sorry to inform you, but you are really wrong, lad. I have in fact beaten Morrowind, and Oblivion, and I am a hardcore gamer (check my xbox live profile if you want to check it yourself). I have beaten Dark Souls at NG+, all Gears of Wars on hard, made pokémon solo-runs, Halo: Reach on legendary, Guitar Hero on expert... but I'm not here to brag about my "skills", I'm here to say that Morrowind was never hard. Never. The combat is really dumb and requires no skill other than flail around and put points on luck and strength, the "no quest marker" thing is pure burocracy, because once again all you have to do is read the journal, it only takes more time. The game is 100 times more broken and have SO many unecessary perks and skill trees that it is actually sad. You have to level up so you can WALK faster. Really?
And also, TBH, I never said it was bad, I just said it wasn't as good as Skyrim. I like Morrowind, a lot, but it will never touch the floor Skyrim steps on.

i heard you like "yiffing" and that is disqusting. you are a filthy degererate and should be very very ashamed! wake up.... stop being a nuisance to sosiety and get a job. have a great day...... uwu

im a rly cool and rich dude (i own many noob)

Epic sucks? Screw their "scummy" business practices? Hold on bro, I hate to do this but let me drop a truth bomb on you here.

What makes consoles so much better selling, better performing, and all around more popular than the PC gaming market? Exclusives. PC's don't get all those AAA exclusives like consoles do. No halo, no gears of war, no uncharted. If Epic doesn't take a stand, how else are we ever going to get exclusives on PC?

So yeah. Exclusivity 👏 is 👏 good 👏 for 👏 PC

Say crap like "lol", "lmao", "lmfao", u", "ur" and all that obnoxious millennial ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t and we won't be getting along well anytime soon. You will converse with me like a respectable ♥♥♥♥ing human being. Not a brain dead infant.

HELLO THIS IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL COMMENT

H-hai~ I am a shy femboy >//w//< ~. I am 18 years old ^//w//^ . And... I want to meet friends~ ò//^//ó , s-so if somebody wants to be my friend.... u///u... pleasee add me~ >////////<

I know you're a good guy and all, but we've never really got the chance to chat on Steam except for when we were at bronycon 2016.

Well, uh, I'm trying to keep a smaller friends list lately. Since we haven't been talking, I see no need to have you any more on Steam. Sorry about that. But feel free to let me know if you ever wanna try chatting.

Hellou~ Basically, I need ONE PERSON to dedicate my life to (romance and all else). I simply expect to find a person, who can dedicate their life to me too <3. So, the person must be single, available, capable of keeping promises. We would keep to the promise "Together, forever." as true and deep as we can. Example: Spending all our time together. Being eachother's most important thing. Why? Because being alone is lonely. Friends are useless. Close friends are not reliable. Gaming buddies in love > Normal buddies. AND waking up, with the first thought, to look forward to spending more time with the one you luv is cute <3. Bonuses: Gaming, Game development, Romance. I'm 20, very clingy, very demanding, very commited. If you are interested in that promise, Add me. <3

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What's good 😜 u candy cane♥♥♥♥♥guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕9

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ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
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And so are you!

Im looking for a bento (that's japanese for lunch) box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi(small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make sure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

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My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything.

I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line.

"Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty."

The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor.

"How? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety."

"Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is.


It's none other than Albert Einstein.

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You think you're the top dog, huh? You think you're the big dog? You think you're the top dog? You think you've got the best dogs? Think you can pierce my veil? D'you think you can just come up here, walkin' down the street, proclaiming yourself the top dog? Do you think you're the big dog? D'you think your bark is the loudest? Let me show you my big dogs. Let me show you what I've got in my wallet. Let me show you something special. I want you to know how you're not special to me. I want you to know that you're not the big dog, but I'm the big dog. The big dominant dog. The top dog. Leader of the pack, wolf pack. Alpha. I wanna show you my big dogs. Right here, this big dog, this is my Silver Chihuahua. One of the uncommon big dogs. You think you've got what it takes, to defeat my Silver Chihuahua? Well let me throw this at you... a Platinum Retriever. That's right, it's higher than a Golden Retriver.

Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn.

You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay.

You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay

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