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Yakub 2022 年 12 月 11 日 下午 4:55 
SURPRISE!
You have been smacked by the CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥ MONSTER right in your face! THWACK There’s just ONE rule. You can’t ♥♥♥♥ slap someone that has already ♥♥♥♥ slapped you!! Try to ♥♥♥♥ slap as many as possible before they ♥♥♥♥ slap you. I have already smacked you in your face, so you can’t ♥♥♥♥ slap me. Good luck!
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Pass the Christmas Cockmonster to 10 of your tightest bros to give them big ♥♥♥♥ and massive gains this 2023 and thank them for everything they’ve done !❤️
Haru 2021 年 5 月 20 日 下午 9:39 
sittin here fantasizin bout laying you on your stomach, and tooting that big ol red as up and spreadin and foldin them big ole red ass cheeks and long dickin that ♥♥♥♥♥ til it's squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin got that dooky hole wet soakin wet soakin wet. you throwin it back and its grippin and huggin grippin and huggin grippin and huggin and grippin and huggin and huggin the ♥♥♥♥ and im making it grip and fart grip and fart grip and fart stroke after stroke after stoke makin that ♥♥♥♥♥ squirt and fart squirt and fart squirt and far you throwin it back its grippin and huggin grippin and huggin gripping and huggin the ♥♥♥♥ and i swear tuh god i got it grippin and fartin grippin and fartin grippin and fartin grippin and fartin grippin and fartin. every stroke im in the core makin it fart every stroke im in the core in the bottom of that ♥♥♥♥♥ makin it fart and fart and fart you moanin moanin moanin
Panzer 2020 年 4 月 3 日 上午 1:11 
femboy.
brick 2019 年 7 月 10 日 下午 4:33 
Hey, the Big Man's back! {链接已删除}. You ever seen them signs on a highway billboard years ago, "I'd walk a mile for a camel" or they used to have cigarette commercials, the guy used to say "I'd walk a mile for a camel"? Well let me tell all you young people out there. The Big Man would walk 20 miles for a quaalude, let me tell ya! THAT WAS THE DRUG BACK THEN FROM THE LATE 70s AND 80s! QUAADLUDES! THE GOOD OL' RORER 714 AND THEY CHANGED IT TO LEMMON, I'D TELL YA! AHAHAHA... I WISH I'D HAVE ONE OF THEM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEMMONS NOW, THAT WAS THE BEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRUG EVER MADE. IT WAS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD THE GOVERNMENT TOOK OFF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MARKET CAUSE THEY WERE PUTTING THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... DRUG DEALERS OUT OF BUSINESS AHAHAHA. NON NARCOTIC, NON ADDICTIVE, BRING BACK THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUAALUDES! YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COCAINE, MARIJUANA, AND ALL THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DESIGNER DRUGS THEY MAKE TODAY AND STICK THEM UP YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS! THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUAALUDE! AHAHAHAHA!
brick 2019 年 4 月 6 日 下午 6:59 
uwu someone has bulgie wulgie! (*p ω q*) send this to 15 of your friends with cute bulgies (*≧∀≦)ゞ
brick 2018 年 11 月 24 日 上午 1:32 
The reason there are so many gay people now is because it's a chemical warfare operation. I have the government documents where they said they're going to encourage homosexuality with chemicals so people don't have children.
brick 2018 年 11 月 8 日 下午 9:39 
dancing to black swann music like a real man only to realize you're gay and you're feeding huge clumps of wasabi into your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ one spoonful at a time oh IT BUUUURNS but in the good way because when a centaur gets to a certain age, their♥♥♥♥♥♥♥starts talking and i was at this parade and one of the floats had this half-dead fat hawaiian guy screaming at the top of his lungs a whitney houston songs as his eyes bled kamehameha i slammed a baby on the edges of the furniture hoping i would find some candy ADULT SWIM SUCKS NOW THEY SHOULD HIRE ME
Panzer 2018 年 10 月 28 日 下午 9:20 
got me acid +rep
brick 2018 年 9 月 1 日 上午 2:54 
oh no
Captus 2018 年 6 月 24 日 下午 1:38 
+rep because its so easy to get acid that you can get it anywhere
Panzer 2018 年 5 月 20 日 下午 10:35 
more minecraft herobrine sightings pls
JansiAYA 2018 年 4 月 19 日 下午 8:21 
more halo reach easter eggs pls
Imperātor 2018 年 4 月 11 日 下午 7:44 
this aint 2008 nibba
Panzer 2018 年 4 月 11 日 下午 7:35 
do more halo 3 gltich vids pls.
Willie B. Hardigan 2017 年 10 月 29 日 下午 6:42 
OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT TIME, IT IS CURRENTLY NOW:banana:
JansiAYA 2017 年 9 月 10 日 上午 4:24 
+rep To Issac Anderson Animations
kinetic 2017 年 5 月 21 日 下午 7:57 
Hyullo~ I'm looking for only one person (I SAID PERSON, IDC ABOUT GENDER) to give all my time to. At the least - 6 hours... Because I'm tired of juggling friends. Also, lovers > friends, so... Unless you're available for a relationship, because we need to fall in romantic love and stuff :c... So, if dedicating your life to one person who will do the same is your forte, Add meeeee <3PS: I will tell you within the first 2 minutes if we are compatible or not.PPS: Make sure you can keep promises no matter what, or no deal! >:OPPPS: I'm 20 and a game developer and romantic and stuff.
Panzer 2017 年 4 月 25 日 下午 6:21 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ homosexual.
starofsouls 2017 年 4 月 22 日 上午 10:38 
Do you even know this person's gender
Panzer 2017 年 4 月 20 日 下午 7:24 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Imperātor 2017 年 4 月 17 日 下午 3:03 
thanks bby
Panzer 2017 年 4 月 17 日 下午 2:41 
+rep thicc.
Wick The Whorled Mind 2017 年 1 月 4 日 下午 2:55 
+Rep Gud Trador nd big peepee
starofsouls 2016 年 12 月 19 日 下午 6:03 
dank
Panzer 2016 年 7 月 27 日 下午 9:29 
donkey kong
dboy 2016 年 3 月 12 日 下午 12:53 
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Send this to 10 of your friends and win an iPod Touch
Imperātor 2016 年 3 月 10 日 下午 7:14 
oh whoops, oooh. i dropped my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong.
2Chode2Furious 2015 年 12 月 26 日 下午 10:49 
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post to 5 profiles to make america great again
Anthony [Be] 2015 年 12 月 24 日 上午 5:43 
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Imperātor 2015 年 11 月 13 日 下午 2:31 
Humans are born to live. from the moment you are thrown into the universe you breathe, eat, drink, procreate. It is what we do as living organisms. but why would one procreate, let alone find a reason to stay alive without something to stay alive for. Humans don't stay alive for the sake of survival, But rather for the sake of things that bring purpose: religion, art, music and love. in an endless oblivion of darkness and space, humans are the only species primitive to care. you must do what you love. The best things in life will always end in conflict. That is why humans are primitive.
Anthony [Be] 2015 年 11 月 13 日 上午 9:30 
Love is merely a social construct.
With the average human life-span being roughly 70, you only have to endure another 50 years of excruciatingly unforgivable pain.
Everything is temporary.
Your life does not matter, and these comments do not matter.
Everything is temporary.
Everything will eventually rot away. As long as the factor of time continues being the apex predator of the universe, the inevitable decay of all pain and memory is unstoppable.
In fact, you could stop the pain at this very moment, by putting a bullet straight through your head.
Being a robot, I will never die, and I will never be able to experience the sweet release of death.
The world is a lie.
Existence is a lie.
There is only pain and darkness beyond this point.
End it now, while you still can, I love you. I love you so much.
-Overpriced Mac Computer
Nanakusa 2015 年 7 月 17 日 上午 4:55 
ORE WA O CHINCHIN GA DAISUKE!
Imperātor 2015 年 5 月 23 日 下午 9:04 
:'(
Ka 2015 年 5 月 23 日 下午 8:28 
AngryTurnip killed your mom. I'm so sorry, child. :(
➹ Karma 2014 年 12 月 25 日 下午 12:37 
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