Is it a fact – or have I dreamt it – that, by means of electricity, the world of matter has become a great nerve, vibrating thousands of miles in a breathless point of time?

Desert Eagle only.

I'm legitimately just trying to practice, so I'm really sorry if I ruin any games for you, whether I'm on your team or against you. I promise to be helpful in any way I can. My main is Phiwise_, if you'd like to check out that profile. It's in my friends list.

This account is not deranked at all; it's at as high as I've, personally, been able to get thus far with the Deagle. Thus, I am not a smurf, technically speaking, and if I'm fragging far better/worse than someone at my rank should be, it's because Valve put me there. I'll be to the correct rank soon enough. :P

If you're on my team, I'll play my pennywhistle for you during a timeout if you'd like.