Pink_Menace 最近的评测

This is North Korea's favorite torture method, straight up, make someone play this for 10 hours and they'll tell you their life story while begging you to make it stop.

Keeps sucking money from your account even after you cancel your subscription, don't even sub to this steal.

Very good, shows tons of potential the only issue I have with it is that it ends.

I liked what I played, but unfortunately I found lots of bugs, the most infamous that lives in my head is one that you can perform to skip the race for the Gravity gun right at the start by climbing a small hill and going over the map, now that wouldn't be so bad if the console was enabled, because after one area of the game I simply spawn outside the map and I'm stuck there and I cannot noclip inside the maps boundaries, so since my gameplay was cut short I'll have to give the map a bad review, I found it fun, but severely lacked play testing and bug fixing.

Classic

It was so good and now it's gone

The game is fun but it peaks at 10 players online, so weight your choice on that, otherwise I really enjoy it

Do you like your inputs to be valued?

Neither do I, I love when I go F4 on Lucky Chloe just to kick the air instead of doing a carwheel forwards because the inputs simple *Work*

Or when I do a B 3+4 F 3+4 and it turns around and kicks the air.

Trash controls, fun game.

I gave this game SO MANY chances but I just can't play it.

The combat is a spam of the same button over and over (Or a spam of the left mouse button)
If you dual wield just spam Flurry over and over until you kill the enemy, not to count that there are immortal enemies, specially the guards.

If the devs pull a FFXIV and just wipe the entire world and remake the game with a new combat system, maybe it'll be good.

Graphics are dreadful
Combat is boring, repetitive and lacks any kind of strategy
Quests are... heh--- confusing
Story--- Idk and Idc I've skipped it completely because who the ♥♥♥♥ cares.

Overall a waste of money, clearly the "Very Positive" reviews are just botted, which it isn't surprising, afterall Reviews are a way of marketing.

It's a poor attempt at a game so far, since games are supposed to be fun and I can't even give a pitty laugh at this mess.

Recommendations:

New combat system - Maybe a WoW-ish or FFXIV-ish combat system would be best, if not, blade and soul's combat system is pretty nice... OOOOOOOR You could just grab Skyrim that has a nice combat system and improve it...
Put cooldowns on spells / abilities, since I can literally spam Flurry and kill everything.

Cutscenes and a main story to follow - Random quests that don't connect at all, also if you lose a single quest you'll be lost forever... maybe a minimap / actual map that shows where your quests are at instead of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ compass.

Classes - Why have a class if you can just grab two daggers and spam flurry? Sorcerer's spells are too slow and deal almost no damage, Nightblade or whatever that is only has one cool ability which is the teleport one... AND GUESS WHAT?! I only use it as a gapcloser to spam F L U R R Y.

Races - Are there even racials? If I pick an Orc would I have more proficiency in Axes? While if I pick a human would I have more proficiency in Swords? Is there even a reason to pick a class in this game? Of course not... it doesn't even change your spawn point, you always start in that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ship and do the exact same things.

Skill based activities - 20% pickpocket chance is not a good thing, make it a minigame that will get me detected if I'm caught... like god forbid **SKYRIM** where there is a minigame to lockpick ♥♥♥♥ and stealth ACTUALLY WORKS...

Remove immortal enemies - If I kill a random NPC (Which is a good thing in the game, props for that.) I'll have to fight immortal NPCs... I mean... At least buy me dinner before softly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me... ALSO How would they know it was me if I killed him while hidden? ALSO! Why aren't there stealth kills? In Skyrim if you rolled an Assassin you could sneak behind someone and deal a 30x crit from behind... WHY IS THIS GAME THAT CAME OUT **AFTER** SKYRIM **MORE** LIMITED THAN SKYRIM?!

Open world - If I climb a mountain I'll be met with an invisible wall--- Fun exploration guys...

Mounts or Fast travel - Walking around is slow, specially if you have to swim for the next quest... Putting the game on an autowalk and alt-tabbing is not playing the game, it's just boring... specially with the most boring and dreadful zones possible, there's nothing to see, FFXIV Has the Aetherite, WoW has Flight paths, ESO has... Numlock.

Pay to win - Real life money shop, enough said, now I don't know if you get skins there or mounts or whatever... but it's still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and in this situation I'll also admit that WoW and FFXIV has cash shops and I also think that they shouldn't... but to balance the cash shop the games are actually good... something ESO can't contest because the game is REALLY bad.

Now I'll proceed to roast this game to grind the funny reacts.

I'd rather sleep on a matress made out of cactus than playing 10 hours of this
I'd rather give my legs to an homeless man that live in the same planet than this abomination
I'm genuinely ashamed of being human because humans (I assume) made this train reck of an MMO
Metin 2 manages to have more gameplay than this game
Warframe manages to have a better combat system than this smegma ridden ♥♥♥♥ of a game
Listening to every Nickleback song for a week straight would be less painful than playing this game for half an hour.

There ya' go, give me all the funny ha-ha's now.

Slow, boring and confusing.

It's overall a painful experience, the game doesn't have any kind of fighting implemented but it pretends it does with "Bombardement" and "Colonize" buttons that simply don't work.

Instead of making the game simple and intuitive like... oh I don't know... a good game? They decide to over complicate everything, do you want to colonize this planet? Well I won't tell you how *giggles* what about bomb that other planet? Do you want to do it? Weeeeell I coooooould tell you but... mmmmmh... no.

Compare this to another RTS like Warcraft 3 where the game is intuitive and simple and there's not even a competition, overall this game or... excuse of is just a simulation of looking around the galaxy, oh wow! I really want to look around the galaxy and see... planets... I can get a better gaming experience by typing "Galaxy" or "Planets" on google images... the images would look pretty.

The tutorials are literally walls of text, like someone would actually read such a thing... Overall, a waste of money and all the reviews one that hasn't bought the game sees are probably redditors trolling the game's page so people could sink their money into a badly made tech demo or people trying to pretend they like this and that they're super smart with their thousand IQ brains, genuinely, a waste of time, money and disc space.