When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at
you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.
-- Linus Torvalds
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Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
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You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night
to write.
-- Saul Bellow
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In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended.
😚
Things are not always what they seem.
-- Phaedrus
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"Yes," said the skull. "Quit while you're a head, that's what I say."
(Soul Music)
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The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
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[A computer is] like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy.
-- Joseph Campbell
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The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
Cities co

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