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发布于 2025 年 5 月 14 日。
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Why would you think this was a good idea
发布于 2025 年 2 月 25 日。
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WHAT IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE HERETIC? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS PROMOTED TOP OF MY CHAPTER IN THE ULTRAMARINES, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS GLORIOUS ASSAULTS ON XENOS SCUM, AND I HAVE OVER 300,000 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM WELL READ OF THE CODEX ASTARTES AND I'M THE TOP TACTICAL MARINE IN THE ENTIRE IMPERIUM OF MAN. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER PIECE OF BLASPHEMOUS SCUM. I WILL PURGE YOU IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME WITH SUCH FURY AS HAS NEVER BEEN WITNESSED BEFORE IN THE MILLION WORLDS OF THE IMPERIUM, HEED MY DECREE. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SPEWING THAT HERESY OVER THE VOX? RECONSULT YOUR DARK AUGURIES, SCUM. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING THE INQUISITION'S EXTENSIVE NETWORK OF PSYKERS ACROSS THE IMPERIUM AND YOUR MEASLY TAINTED THING THAT YOU CALL A SOUL IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO PREPARE FOR THE WARP STORM, MAGGOT. THE WARP STORM THAT PURGES THE PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A LIFE YOU HAVE IN SERVICE OF THE DARK GODS. YOU'RE PURGED, KID. I CAN DROP ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN THOUSAND WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY POWER-ARMORED HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY VERSED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE BLESSED RELIQUARIES OF THE ULTRAMARINES CHAPTER AND I WILL USE ALL OF ITS SACRED ARTIFACTS TO THEIR FULL EXTENT TO PURGE YOUR MISERABLE HIDE FROM THE GOD-EMPEROR'S WORLD, YOU FILTH. IF ONLY YOU HAD KNOWN THE HOLY RETRIBUTION CRUSADE YOUR LITTLE "TZEENTCHIAN" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO CALL DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR BLASPHEMOUS TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU SHALL KNOW PURGATION, YOU LOWLY SCUM. I WILL RAIN FURY UPON YOU AND YOU WILL BURN. YOU'RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEAD, HERETIC.

发布于 2024 年 12 月 28 日。
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good game card game better hthan pokemin
发布于 2021 年 6 月 24 日。
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You've got to look your best tonight You tubby little parasite Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you And though her pretty face may seem A special person's wettest dream Before you get to see it there are things you must do We'll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow Or a rose that shows that you're a classy fellow With the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello Busting out a mile with style I know you just can't wait to stare At all that luscious orange hair But, boy, before you touch a single curl You must impress that ultra boomin', all consumin Poorly groomin' Down's Syndrome girl On any normal day you reek As if you're on a farting streak Your finger's up your nose and you are dripping with drool But if you want a lady's love You're better off by smelling of A gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool A squirt, a spurt Of somethin' just for Ellen And you'll see that she will find you so compellin And she does because The only smell that she'll be smellin Won't be coming from your bum You wanna take that little ♥♥♥♥♥ And spin her on the dancing floor But boy, before you do a single twirl You must impress that effervescing Self-possessing, no BS-ing Down's Syndrome girl Her eyes are emerald portals To a secret land of love And her smile is like the sweetest summer flower Her kiss is so inviting And her hugs are so delighting And what makes them really nice Is that they've got a little spice Because they're tighter than a vice And they go on for an hour My boy, between the two of us We'll get you on that shorty bus And then you're gonna take it for a whirl Now go impress that super-thrilling Wish-fulfilling, Yoohoo-spilling Ultra-swinging, boner-bringing Gaily singing, dingalinging Stupefying, fortifying As of Monday, shoelace tying Stimulating, titillating Kitty cat impersonating Mega-rocking, pillow-talking Just a little crooked walking Coyly pouting, booby-sprouting For some reason always shouting Fascinating, captivating Happiness and joy creating Down's Syndrome girl
发布于 2021 年 5 月 4 日。
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