WHY ARE YOU LOOKING TO PLAY AND NOT JOINING!?!?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl’s shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies.

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𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 2026!!

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🚨 WARNING 🚨
You have scrolled into the cursed domain of the Abyssal Trombone Lord (Unauthorized).
Local bone lords are displeased. Calcium levels are plummeting. The Trombone Lord peers into your skeleton.
Only ONE video is known to counteract the bone jinx:
👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ 👈
Watch the video and reply with "bless me, bony one" and pass the curse on to 3 others to be spared.
Failure to comply will result in loss of bone privileges, a spontaneous tibia liquefaction, or repossession of your skeleton by Mr. Skeltal himself.
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+rep nice profile😉

+rep nice profile😉

accept my friend request pls

+rep nice profile😉

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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+rep nice profile😉

^_^

I would eat him out

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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥

+rep funny guy

just having fun with the game, thats the best approach. Lots of fun hanging with ya

i'm happy to play with him. kind, teamplayer. +rep

He is a legend!

Very kind person, it was a pleasure to play with him

jego matka to polska ♥♥♥♥♥

+ rep

Happy BirthDay! ;)

Kos Nante Cheater

+rep sweet surv with awesome team work :D

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out.

accept uwu <3

+rep The game knowledge is tremendous. Carefully adapt the tactics he gives ;)

+rep You r best friend or player :)

+rep frienldy , good teammate

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Hope you had an awesome "bunny-full" weekend!

PS. Send me some left over choccies please

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+rep very upbeat and positive

HA P P Y N E W Y E A R !!!!
"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions."
In my case, my new years resolution is 1920x1080 xx

I hope you have a very merry Christmas and that Santa brings you lots of gifts

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+rep the best surv ever

+rep good crossbow fighter, -rep bad spearthrower

seen this man scrap 4 pigeons for a bacon sarnie

Merry xmas!

truly a nuke seeking god in human form, +5 respect

+rep ya yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet ty for the most entertaining game of the week

+rep Very gut player

zz

poor cheater

retarded hacking ♥♥♥♥