Ok, I understand that Scissors can beat Paper and I get how Rock beats Scissors but there's no way Paper can beat Rock! Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile?Then, why the hell can't Paper do this to Scissors?In fact, Screw Scissors!Why can't Paper do this to people?Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?I'll tell you why!It's because Paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that ♥♥♥♥ up in 2 seconds! When I play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" I always choose Rock. Then, when someone claims they have beaten me with their Paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say something like " Oh ♥♥♥♥, I'm sorry I thought your Paper would protect you"...