WATERSLIDES AND WALRUSES

Magmacow: Attimidley it was extremely satisfying to bring home the next one with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ straight A's cept for in PE and Art
Magmacow: (WHICH HE STILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ABOUT ALBIET TO A SMALLER EXTENT)
Magmacow: That's the one thing I envy about those slacker kids who don't try and also sometimes have parents who don't try
Magmacow: They don't have to put up with that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Jayestar: Hmm
Jayestar: But on the same field here they also do signifigantly worse because they have nothing to strive for and nothing expected of them. They lack initiative.
Magmacow: Gotta ♥♥♥♥♥♥ love life
Magmacow: Either you have the ability but are miserable or don't get the ability and are still miserable
Magmacow: Thank ♥♥♥♥ for waterslides and walruses
Jayestar: hmmmm
Magmacow: The only true form of hapiness
Jayestar: The only way to win is to not play at all

UNNESSECARY POETRY

Magmacow: I have to clean my room, for it is rather smelly and hot
Magmacow: Why cant they just invent a handy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bot
Magmacow: Because when it comes to cleaning rooms I'd really rather not
Jayestar: I'm going to get tired of all this rhyme
Jayestar: Unnessecary poetry is really a crime
Magmacow: I bet you must pay a hefty fine
Jayestar: You either do that or serve your time
Magmacow: Reminds me of when jerry set off that mine
Jayestar: He shouldn't have drunk all that wine
Magmacow: It was messy, but still comedically sublime
Magmacow: With the chainlink fence, his guts where entwined
Magmacow: He really found himself in a bind
Jayestar: His ribs formed something akin to a chime
Jayestar: ] But it was hard to see through all that grime.
Magmacow: In the collateral damage included was a mime
Jayestar: It was a shame, he kersploded in his prime.
Magmacow: But really, everything turned out fine
Jayestar: The tax for mime-murder was only a dime
Magmacow: Jerry was an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ too, hardly a friend of mine.
Jayestar: He was incompent too, at the corporate climb.
Magmacow: Would never stop drinking that coke and lime
Jayestar: I never knew why he mixed in some thyme
Magmacow : Really liked calvin and klien
Jayestar: His breath smelled like he only at slime
Magmacow: Shuffled around like ♥♥♥♥♥♥ frankenstien
Jayestar: To quote Yoda, "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ done with this, I'm"
Magmacow: *Slow clap*

BLOOD, SWORDS, AND FALLOUT

Jayestar: if you were to make a sword from the blood of your enemies, you would only need to kill ~4000 people and extract the iron in their blood to get enough iron to make a longsword.
Magmacow: Hitler could have made so many swords
Jayestar: Milo
Magmacow: Hold on
Magmacow: I want to do the math
Magmacow: That's around 1500 swords
Jayestar: Milo.
Magmacow: There are around 107 billion estimated deaths in human history
Magmacow: So thats....
Magmacow: Our dead could make 26750000 swords
Magmacow: That's like 3x as many guns there are in circulation!
Magmacow: WE COULD ARM ALL OF ASIA WITH THE DEAD
Jayestar: That's enough to equip every member of the Roman Empire's military at peak population with 60 swords
Magmacow: That's a lot of swords
Jayestar: assuming of course we have 1-1 blood retention
Magmacow: I wonder...
Magmacow: Nah, I've only killed 2809 people on this character so far
Magmacow: BUT! I have killed 2943 'Creatures'
Magmacow: Which range from scorpions to deathclaws
Jayestar: you'd likely to be able to forge yourself a dagger
Magmacow: So lets count creatures as people too... what about animals, now?
Jayestar: or shortsword
Jayestar: are we assuming every animal has the same amount of iron as a human?
Magmacow: Well most of the creatures were like double human size
Magmacow: So lets call it even
Magmacow: and say every kill counts as one human
Magmacow: That's 6409 kills of things with blood
Magmacow: That's about 1.5 swords
Magmacow: Or one really big sword
Magmacow: HOWEVER!
Magmacow: I have killed 550 Synths, 223 Turret Guns and 375 Robots
Magmacow: Which, considering some of them HAD swords
Jayestar: you could oil your sword a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of times
Magmacow: Is at least as many swords of the sum of their parts
Magmacow: Although, with just the human kills... I could probably make a machete
Magmacow: If there were ever a weapon deserving of the name 'Real Knife' it's one made out of iron extracted from the blood of slain humans
Magmacow: It's literally metal as ♥♥♥♥!

Bonus Round

Magmacow: the best kind of pain is the one you inflict on yourself out of apathy
Jayestar: mehsochism
Magmacow: Gotta write that one down