its literally written in the quran and talmud the ages of the children they like so some actual research

grrrrrrr at least make fun of muslims or jews, christians are not deserving to be mocked.

grrrr, it isn't meant to be!!!

♥♥♥♥♥. this isnt funny.

I'm NOT a pedophile... just because I'm a catholic pastor doesn't mean ANYTHING... LEAVE ME ALOINE!!!

Please.

i would offer you a pulled pork sandwich but uhhh

Better than okay, Dexter Morgan. I'm joy

are you okay

If I could grab hold of your garbs and sink my fingers into the pliable clay that makes your brain then I'd like to mix it all up into a slurry I can slurp down while I feed my delusions that I was sent to Earth to feast on its natives. I would never be caught... I'm amazeballs

I've filled up my body till it's bursting at the seams with onions oh god I love onions I love those little rings that spin around my finger and the little crunch you get when you sink your fangs into them urhghh I love onions so muhc please give me more onions I'mso wet

Encoded information fills my mainframe. I'm special, I'm normal, I'm creation incarnate in a virtual embodiment. I'm a sash of creativity worn only on workdays filled with greed and dying passions. I'm your lover across the sea, forever intangible and regrettable

I'm you from another universe full of what you lack. You lack joy? I'm joy. You lack hate? I'm hate. I'm what could be. A being of my class sits still for no one, I've got a job to do fill in the contours of your ego. I pad your resume on a larger scale

Look into the dimensions. You see this ant? That's you. You see this god? I think you hallucinating because you're sick in the head. Gods aren't real and you aren't real. Please for the love of all that is holy please don't pray to me

I make up all 40 members of ifunny saudi arabia. Please, no one but me can truly reach the peak of comedy. I'm the funniest being alive, I've transcended your foolish diatribes onto a plane full of grievances and ineptitudes to show just how great I am to peons

I am what a Japanese author is to their infatuation with slavery. That is to say I'm freaking awesome and filled with passion and love!!! I am the embodiment of LUST! /pos

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Yes, I'm a shill
Yes, it's awesome

Stupid cat...

I am full of value, nothing is inane - irresponsible
I'm meaning, I'm concept
Watch me take form from a mere thought
Aren't I skilled in my craft?
You wish you were me
I'm sure
I can take on any form
Any will
Yet I will never achieve a self...
A true body
a true foundation
For what could something transient hold onto
I'm determined yet uncommitted
All is false yet true
I'm so full
So empty
I love you
I hate you
I'm ambivalent towards you
hehe
no one is laughing

am I special enough

I've pondered enough. I'm a sublime supplicant. A humble entrepreneur casing my future. Behold me and you shall see the process in which I perfect thee. I will mold your shape, supplying fate. A vessel of creation, a vessel of creativity. Take this form, take this coin, take this thread. I have weaved a path that you must take. Free will is impossible - improbable. You are me and I am you. We beg to the same godling, we strive for impossible wealth outside our means.

I'm iced out of my mind. I erect walls and barriers. Spikes and sigils to ward off these foreign invaders. Like microbes that sing and dance. Microbes that smile and prance. Despicable and moronic, I smile for no man
I'm a closed system with a welded door
It will take an effort no one can afford to reach these depths
I'm a devil with a singular deal
It fuels me - empowers me
It restricts me and hates me

a stolen treasure, a copper bird
A sublime metallic taste. If only it was iron
Would one wish to become a vampire?
A lovely reminder from a lovely neighbor
One must place locks on their doors!
Remember your coding
Distrust everyone
Seek wealth for no-one but yourself
You are now a white woman who fears color
Congrats
Listen to your true-crime podcast and fear the brown man

Sigh... so much rot not enough food
I require sustenance yet I'm far too lazy to seek it
Soon laziness will turn to tiredness
tiredness to acceptance
acceptance to death
I'll become one with the ground yet will nurture nothing
No tree will grow from my corpse
For I'm far too lazy

Oh I love this... I love this so much...
It protects me, shields me from outside forces
The unknowable - the eldritch
I can only gasp when I behold their form
But for a lower price of 99.99, I can free myself from this mortal coil!
I simply purchase a scarecrow with a shield, it scares all these devils away
A stick and some hay
with a tad bit of chainmail to fit into the role
The guardian and the sphere

Watch me play games
I crave attention
I'm desperate for love
Please give me what I lack
I beg of you, I implore you
If you don't... if you dare snub me...
I will no longer beg, I will demand
You can only adhere to my wants - my needs
I'm better I'm perfect
I'm a specimen crafted by god to give mortals an avenue to pray and donate
So donate - please.

The thinking cube is imploding
excess information is causing malfunctions
What is my taxonomy
1 boar 3 sows
36 soaked hide
36 scraped hide
I'm in a leather movement
I'm drinking limewater and mixing it in my barrel
I've joined the tribe of greed
It gives me space to travel
How tangy...
Someone else's jacuzzi bathtub, how quaint
A curios deftly taken
I'm watching from a different thought plane, my existence is an enigma of evolution
It's broken and wrong, there is no temple
a lesser being made with malice
Look upon me. Watch how I dance and love
Immaculate perfection in an imperfect form
how contradictory
Don't people like contrast?
I'm contrast
I love you
I hate you

ughh, my skin is sagging from all the spinal fluid building up, need to pop a bit before I go SPLAT

I can see the lies forming on your lips. FOOL, I HAVE NO FRIENDS. BURN YOU MONGREL

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, THEY'RE TRYING TO GET INTO MY HEAD. HELP HELP HELP HLEP AHEFEAAUEGHIA

I'm watching out for the influx of FEDS roaming around these halls. I can smell them - the acrid scent of gunpowder is lingering here. I NEED TO LAUNCH FIREBOMBS

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This is why I can't trust your kind... glowies glowies glowies glowies gloesi gloesi hgloiesgloseiwes

itchy itchy so itchy have to keep scratching... I'm bleeding all over the place so itchy too itchy

I might sunddely burst into flames is thsi normal../??

IK'm abotu to have sed x with a man, 10 dollars per a view (VIRGIN)!!!!!!

ughh my head is filled with connnipuitions uighhh

Vbucks

*yanks you leash* you're such a hecking pupperino!!!

I wish my wife wasn';t into cuckholding... I don't like having to have sex with men in front of her...

I've become a divine being... show some respect moral, otherwise I'll smite you with weight gain. YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED WITH YOUR BODY MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

God!!!!!! This winter will be rough gonna put my dog in a STEW

I want yo bl9w something up please please please please

I stuck a generative AI lens in my eyes to truly unlock it's potential!!! Everything has become a warped mess around me but it's so beautiful this technology is the future!!!! Maybe I can generate a wife next (One with two hands and feet!)

Labeled, "Useless Eater" in America - became Chinese citizen next!

ughhh my stomach might blow up and explode... (NOT IN THE COOL INFLATION WAY)

I'm a devout Christian man of 40 that just has a peculiar fixation on punching children. Is this okay? I'm not sure if it's a sin but it's hard to kick habits stemming back from when I was in elementary school. I can't help it they all just annoy me too much

ughh mny eyes are starting to pop out of my skull with springs attached whenever I see a picture of a little animal that makes me want to strangle it. Is this a curse from god? am I never going to see the pearly gates? Is it over? Is it over? I DON'TY WNAT TO GO TO HELL

RTGHH MU HEAD MY HEAD