Waluigi is the biggest role model to me. My ultimate goal is to be as close as Waluigi as possible, in appearance, personality, and beyond. Every morning, i get dressed up in my black suspenders, purple undershirt and I put on my purple hat, completed with the signature upside down L. I make sure my moustache is properly fashioned in accordance to Waluigi's moustache, and I do my best to make my nose appear as long as possible. Driving on my way to school, I listen to my favorite Waluigi fanfics, and practice my "wah". During the school day, I interject often, be it with friends or during lectures, with copious exclamations in the vein of what Waluigi might make. I have been suspended 6 times from my school in the last 2 years for being a disruptive presence, despite the fact I am simply exercising my true personality. For my post-school workout, i take a 5 mile walk, do 1000 crunches and do various other forms of cardio, changing it up everyday to add as much possible intensity. I am also on a diet, where my caloric intake is limited to roughly 1000-1500 calories daily. All of this in an effort to resemble Waluigi to the letter. My parents are under the impression that I am mentally ill, and thusly, I have been admitted 2 times to treatment centers. Let it be known I am not in fact mentally ill, for all I wish is to resemble my hero, Waluigi, in everyway possible.