eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

diabete

munchin

Why the ♥♥♥♥ did he facetime me at 4:29am and tell me he bought a 55 gallon drum of honey and stepped inside to cover his lower half then he said he was gonna squat into a pen full of Guinea pigs? What the ♥♥♥♥ man

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when I see you play with someone else i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Let me ask you something… You ever date an older woman? So I used to work in the hospice over on 42nd street. Giving sponge baths to old ladies, ♥♥♥♥ like that. There was this one patient though, Sally, 82 years old, body like a summer squash. Racist old ♥♥♥♥♥. Always talking about Ronald Reagan and the good ol’ days. But hey, that ass was fat though you feel me? I ain’t a freak or nothing like that but when those dentures come out… best head you’ll ever get. One night we’re going at it and she’s on top of me going crazy. She was twisting and shaking like she was having a seizure. Turns out she actually was having a seizure. She then died from cardiac arrest shortly after but hey, at least she went out with a bang, right?

Well, I had pretty bad acne as a kid. I was sent to a skin rehabilitation camp for horrifically pimpled boys after one of my whiteheads got so big the weight of it obliterated the rear suspension of my stepdads Plymouth Voyager. And I wasn't even the worst one there. One of my bunk-mates was so bad he didn't even start as a kid, he was 100% pimple. Just pus and inflammation, through and through. And he didn't even know it, the poor bastard. He was nice enough... until he found out the truth. That's when he snapped. A counselor was found dead the next day. Beaten to death with a big bag of frozen fish sticks extra greasy. Maybe he was trying to make a point? No one was sure who did it except our cabin and we knew what we had to do. At midnight, we popped him.

Also he takes a wonderful amount of payment methods , you can either light some fireworks, lend him a vr, have your grandmother give him sugar-free treats (like i said, this fella is diabetic - real machine on the waistband type.) , or provide oral pleasure.

Hello everyone I would like to +rep the slav computer repair shop, diabetic fella in there helps me everytime when I order a computer part and don't trust myself enough to put it in myself (even though I know how, perhaps I just want company from a slav?) regardless, this shop is a one stop shop for all your technology needs.

Man so this is a long shot But imagine this. America gets so bad that it declares bankruptcy And the states like New York and California that make slot of the money secede cause most states do the same. Imagine each state being it's own country. All this middle hic ass states would turn into 3 world countries. What do you think? Like chances of that happening are super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ low But it would be amazing. Like California is so held back by the federal government.

If Fat Sacks has 1 million fans, I am one of them.
If Fat Sacks has 10 fans, I am one of them.
If Fat Sacks has 1 fan, then that is me.
If Fat Sacks has 0 fans, then I am no longer on this earth.
If the world is against Fat Sacks - then I am against the world.

I want to hold the hand inside you
I want to take a breath that's true
I look to you and I see nothing
I look to you to see the truth
You live your life, you go in shadows
You'll come apart and you'll go blind
Some kind of night into your darkness
Colors your eyes with what's not there

On December 1st, 2019 I sold you a nicklebag of Cannabis Sativa Blue Dream for $15 outside of a quick stop in New Jersey. You approached me and asked for said nicklebag. I was so happy to finally see a customer for the day I broke out into song.

"15 bucks little man. Put that ♥♥♥♥ in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me oh... MY jungle love, yeah. oh wee oh wee oh. I think I wanna know ya, know ya, yeah what?"

That's when you asked me what I was singing. I told you "You don't know Jungle Love? That ♥♥♥♥ is that MAD notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Time."

Then you told me the Time were homosexual for appearing in Purple Rain with Prince. I was so enraged I lost control of myself and grabbed you by the shirt collar to pin you to the wall. You're really lucky that dumbass worker from the quick stop stepped in. You're welcome for the nicklebag at such a premium price too, diabetic ♥♥♥♥♥.

Sorry, I was taking a ♥♥♥♥, didn't see your message. Miss you too.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

When a crack head wakes up broke in the morning, do you think they tell themselves "Oh I guess I'm broke, no crack today!"

♥♥♥♥ no homie. They get out there and they get that crack.

You gotta tell yourself the same thing: I'm gonna go out and get my crack today, no matter what.

………….……………………. „-/*"\„,„,
…….…………………….¸„-^"¯ :\_ / o '"*'"¯/' WOOF WOOF
……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : : ¸„,-~"
**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :- GIVE THIS CUTE DOG
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯ TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"¯
:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯
:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\
.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì
: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!!

…_…|..____________________, ,
……/ `—___________—-_____|]=
…../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
…..), —.(_(__) /
….// (..) ), —-"
…//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER.
WE DIE TOGETHER.
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.

1. copy and paste
2. send this to 2 other profiles.
3. hold your breath for 10 seconds
4. press refresh twice
3. LOOK AT YOUR BACKGROUND IT WILL BE FREAKY

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
████████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
████████████]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
█████████████████] 99% complete.....

🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

Word on the streat is that you got a fat ♥♥♥♥

_/﹋\_
(҂`_´)
<,︻╦╤─ ҉ - -
_/﹋\_

no ragrets

I want to hold the hand inside you
I want to take a breath that's true
I look to you and I see nothing
I look to you to see the truth
You live your life, you go in shadows
You'll come apart and you'll go blind
Some kind of night into your darkness
Colors your eyes with what's not there

Damn I hate bein' sober, I’m a smoker
Aaron a drinker, Roman off molly water
We can’t spell sober
Kevin Nolan roll up, when we roll up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be on us
All the hoes they love smoking, and love drinking
Anti-sober, for no reason
Cause we can’t spell sober
Ya know us, we smoke strong bruh
Watch me roll up
Cause I can’t spell sober

+rep has diabetes

-rep has diabetes

hi fet secks how is lif

░░░▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄
░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░█
░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
█▀▀██▐███▀▀██▐████
█░░█▌████░░█▌█████
█░░░▀▀▀▀░░░░▀▀▀▀░█
█░░░░█░░░░░░░░█░░█
█░░░░░█░░░░░░█░░░█
░█░░░░░▀▀▀▀▀▀░░░█
░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░█
░░░▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▀
It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

this ♥♥♥♥♥ od'd on insulin lmfaooooo

An artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity.

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :”-'\,,
..\: : : : : : : : : : :'\: : : : : : : : : : : : : :~,,: : : : : : : : : “~-.,_
...\ : : : : : : : : : : :\: /: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : “,: : : : : : : : : : :"~,_
... .\: : : : : : : : : : :\|: : : : : : : : :_._ : : : : : : \: : : : : : : : : : : : :”- .
... ...\: : : : : : : : : : \: : : : : : : : ( O ) : : : : : : \: : : : : : : : : : : : : : '\._
... ... .\ : : : : : : : : : '\': : : : : : : :"*": : : : : : : :|: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : |0)
... ... ...\ : : : : : : : : : '\: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :/: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : /""
... ... .....\ : : : : : : : : : \: : : : : : : : : : : : : ,-“: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :/
... ... ... ...\ : : : : : : : : : \: : : : : : : : : _=" : : : : : ',_.: : : : : : : :,-“
... ... ... ... \,: : : : : : : : : \: :"”'~---~”" : : : : : : : : : : : : = :"”~~ '

+REP I DID XANS MOLYL ROXY OXY NORCO LORTAB CODEIN AND BLACK WIT DIS DUDE HE LOOKED OUT FOR ME +REP GOOD TRADE LOVE U LIKEI LOVE BORSCH

Ugly

Jakes gay ass daron card he used last round

+rep great guy 10/10

wait vak down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

"pubg is better than kotk" -the same guy that thinks FONV is better than FO3

if u erase this u r a ♥♥♥♥♥

don't comment gay ♥♥♥♥ on my profile it makes me ♥♥♥

kotk is better than pubg

……..|::::::::,-': : : : : : : : - -~''''¯¯''-„: : : : : :\
……..|::::::::|: : : : : : : : : _„„--~'''''~-„: : : : : '|
……..'|:::::::,': : : : : : :_„„-: : : : : : : : ~--„_: |'
………|::::::|: : : „--~~'''~~''''''''-„…_..„~''''''''''''¯¯|
………|:::::,':_„„-|: : :_„---~: : :|''¯¯''''|: ~---„_: |
…….. ,~-,_/'': : : |: _ o__): : |: : : :|_o__): \.. |
……../,'-,: : : : : ''-,_______,-'': : : : ''-„______\
……..\: :|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :„: : : : :-,: : : : : :\
………',:': : : : : : : : : : : : :,-'__: : : :_',: : : : ,'
……….'-,-': : : : : :___„-: : :'': : ¯''~~'': ': : ~--|
………….|: ,: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :|
………….'|: \: : : : : : : : -,„_„„-~~--~--„_: : : |
…………..|: \: : : : : : : : : : : :-------~: : : : : |
Dangit Bobbeh,I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man

░▄▀▄▀▀▀▀▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░
░█░░░░░░░░▀▄░░░░░░▄░
█░░▀░░▀░░░░░▀▄▄░░█░█
█░▄░█▀░▄░░░░░░░▀▀░░█
█░░▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░░░░░░█
█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
░█░░▄▄░░▄▄▄▄░░▄▄░░█░
░█░▄▀█░▄▀░░█░▄▀█░▄▀░
░░▀░░░▀░░░░░▀░░░▀░░░

stinky

real asf, doesnt even need the subtitles

Also gonna go on a roadtrip later this year in California, Nevada and Utah

<3 I never game anymore :( Not many good games out there that do it for me. Imma go to Japan tomorrow for a holiday, maybe i'll find a good game there xD

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I saw Tim Milan at a grocery store in Sacramento yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.