if you're here looking at this you're probably here for 1 of 2 likely reasons, all of which I have prepared responses for!

1. You know me. If this is the case, I feel compelled to let you know I hate you with a burning passion and that the very thought of you browsing my profile makes me hate you that much more...


2. You want skins. If this is the case, you can directly send me a trade-offer here. Please DONT add me to trade as I frequently hit Ignore All and you may be lost in the cesspit of scammers, phishing bots, and other accounts I have no intention of adding. You're also welcome to donate to help fund my gambling addiction enterprise.

Unless you're offering for something of significant value such as a Howl or high tier knife, do not ask to be added, send me a trade offer. Stupid offers will be rejected. Verbal abuse may come free of charge depending on levels of stupidity detected. (I've never actually dispensed any, too much effort.)


PS Just ignore the whole bio cant be arsed making a new one