Intergalactic Trans-Dimensional Recruitment Consultant. Cybersimulative Warfare Specialist. Memetic Propagation Officer.

I sit on my PC 16 hours a day, hate my life, and am borderline suicidal. I'm just biding my time until I finally get the courage to end it.


Hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart. I am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, I dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but I never express it.

At the moment I'm selling methane in Mexico. Developed several new methods for creating marketing channels for basketballs in Phoenix, AZ. Spent college summers developing foreign currency in the government sector. Was quite successful at investing in electric trains in Orlando, FL. Spent high school summers short selling robotic shrimp in the UK. Earned praise for building accordians for no pay. Spent several months lecturing about sock monkeys in Jacksonville, FL. Once had a dream of developing barbie dolls with no outside help. A real dynamo when it comes to donating shaving cream in Africa.


Licensed Roblox Developer, former Planet Sheen writer.