Follow the inspiring story of Jeremy, as he explores the adult world for the first time.
Take on a job as an intern at Heists R' Us and endure hours of being shouted at and demeaned, desperately trying to pull off one heist quietly so you can buy that new Escape Van and stop looking like a pedophile.
One day, if you're lucky (and/or have 14 million hours to spare), you might just reach the top.
But even if you do, you'll still be $300 off that new Silencer.

Because ♥♥♥♥ You, That's Why.

Follow the inspiring story of Jeremy, as he explores the adult world for the first time. Take on a job as an intern at Heists R' Us and endure hours of being shouted at and demeaned, desperately trying to pull off one heist quietly so you can buy that new Escape Van and stop looking like a pedophile. One day, if you're lucky (and/or have 14 million hours to spare), you might just reach the top. But even if you do, you'll still be $300 off that new Silencer. Because Fuck You, That's Why.