Fapping and Crapping 最近的评测

Story mode is as poorly written and as unashamedly glorious as Avengers Endgame, and both feature a purple antagonist beating the ever loving poop out of all your favourite characters. The character episodes are a bit lengthy (5 repeated fights for everyone is a bit boring) but the unique cutscenes are genuinely worth it. Arcade quest is hot garbage but it's for newcomers and brain-damaged PalWorld players, so I can't criticise it too much.

The gameplay is solid, the netcode is an improvement on the last game by far, the graphics are beautiful, the soundtrack is once again amazing (the Bamco sound team never misses, good god).

Also Reina is best girl, don't @ me.

It's a sad sight to see this game in it's current form considering just how amazing it once was. At one point in time, I would have genuinely considered it to be one of the best car games of all time, up there with the legendary CarPGs like Road Trip Adventure and Putt-Putt Joins the Parade. While it lacked any form of a single player story mode, this game was a solid vehicular multiplayer game. An MMOtor, if you will.

Epic then proceeded to choke all life out of the game like they were my ex-girlfriend domming me. They ruined the matchmaking, added blueprints with absurd crafting costs, delisted the game from steam and removed support for the workshop causing all materials people created on this platform to lose function. For those who didn't get to experience 4v4 matches with crazy modifiers on the Portal map, you missed out peeps.

And now they've made the decision to remove trading? Big L. Time to uninstall this garbage fest, whip out the PS2 and play car soccer in Road Trip Adventure because we all know Psyonix stole the idea from there anyway.

not bad tbf

I would give this game a 10/10 review but the cutie elephant murder scene triggered my childhood PTSD and I genuinely had to take a break for a bit. FeelsBadMan Developers should put a warning tag on the game if they're gonna include stuff like that.

TL;DR - 9/10, would cry with my partner again.

Top tier waifus - Dominique best girl
Music is amazing, graphics are pretty great
Truly the dark souls of MetroidVanias

Also, Dominique is best girl because green eyes and blonde hair. <3

the game is a phucking nightmare, they gave me some whack ass pimp from the 80's skin on a phucking gun i don't even own cos i haven't bought the phucking dlc for the weapon.
Phuck Overkill
Phuck Almir
Phuck Pay2Day Global Offensive

There are two certanties in life; Bruce Jenner was always a woman from birth and this is the greatest game ever made. Praise Gaben.