Cioran Shrugged 最近的评测

依旧究极罐头。
我在玩之前没抱特别高的期望，只是觉得这应该是部平庸之作，不至于差评，估计还能享受几十个小时。

但现在我发现，它的剧情像育碧炖了好几年的泔水，每次做新游戏就从里面舀一勺放进去。不仅毫无新意，还没有血肉。泪点是揍玩家，笑点是挠玩家，属于咸了加水，淡了加盐，狠放调料营造“味道”，对玩家隐隐约约有种掩耳盗铃的胁迫感。

乱入的流行摇滚也实在太离奇了。有没有考虑过，在一个历史向RPG里乱放摇滚谈不上创新，但很可能成胡乱搭配。
我在堪称乱入的背景音乐里，不止一次狠狠失去了“忍一忍，马上就好”的耐心，把游戏暂停或强制退出。

有些莫名其妙且毫无吸引力的过场动画，更是配合着背景音乐，把荒谬感拉升到了陌生的程度。有几个瞬间，我会忘记自己是在玩游戏、还是在强撑着看一部拍得很烂、但选题我很感兴趣的拙劣电影。

一句话评价：更像商业产品而不是游戏。

天国拯救2是制作非常用心的游戏之一。

没有浮华，没有空泛的大制作、莫名其妙的大背景，只有丰富却不臃肿的游戏机制和打磨细致的开放世界，还有血肉凝实的剧情和演出。

很多近现代的RPG游戏（还有文学作品），能犯得最大也最幼稚的叙事（机制）错误，就是把“叙事”理解成了“主角独白”，让整个世界围着主角去转：让主角对一切予取予求，因此一无所获；上天入地，因此寸步不移；无所不能，因此无所事事。

有得必有失，轻易得到一切，尽管能获得即时强烈的刺激，却可能会失去最重要的东西：“获得感，和获得的乐趣。”

这样的叙事，更像一潭只有一条活鱼扑腾的死水，没有独立于主角外的活力。而好的叙事，理应平衡好主角与世界的关系，这通过顺应人最基本的生存机制来实现，奖励与惩罚：在必要的时候惩罚主角，在可以的时候奖励主角，缺一不可。也就是说，好的叙事，视情况而定，是要让主角感受到某种形式的挫败的。

因为“乐趣”和“快感”从来都是两回事。再强烈的刺激，也会在几次后消散而变得无聊。
但乐趣可以不断积累，并时时带来享受。
商业模式下的“快餐游戏”，就是只求刺激、少求乐趣的。主打坐下就吃，吃完就走，走了再来。只消除空虚，不填充空洞。

最后掀开表皮一看，整个游戏只剩了“数值”、“收集”和“跑腿”，看似百花齐放，其实全是换皮模板。

天国拯救2就是一个在乐趣中得到快感、而不是在快感中失去乐趣的游戏。

希望这样的游戏多点。

不过依然要说：

O tempora! O mores!
阿，时代！阿，风尚！

与重性抑郁在一个身体上共存的日子里，我逐渐遗忘了几乎一切。感官变得迟钝，情绪变得浅薄而飘忽，性格像长了刺的破布条一样随风飘荡，而人格早像水溶片一样融化在了迷惘中。事实上，当以“我”开头去陈述任何事情时，“我”都在不确定与抗拒中感到一阵恐惧，这种恐惧其实显而易见：“在经历这一切时，我似乎不再有，哪怕最卑微的资格去代表自己”。
就像是一个坐在副驾驶的人无法操控汽车一样，你也无法选择自己生命的方向和速度，你几乎不掌控它分毫。你成为了生命的旁观者，许多时候，你几乎无法旁观，而只是一个在所有的人的生命与自己的生命中缺席的意识。你在世界和时间之外，成为了被抑郁流放的游魂。

It's as weird as I remembered. Good?

P.S. Oh, look, They kept the infamous "let me do that one again".

Oh look, they still leave Jauffre and Baraus unleveled so they can DIE almost certainly in the Bruma Battle if you are high level, everyone claps, no one remembers them as they are just NPCS in a game, everyone claps, THE END.

Oh...LOOK... The game crashes every-time you try to save/quick save after obtaining The Chosen One's Bands in The Savage Garden, proceeding the game is also impossible since it ALSO CRASHES the GAME. I'm changing the review officially to:" No I don't recommend this game." (How to solve: Don't wear the bands before you enter the Cave.)

我们采用一种比喻，我们说：“犯罪分子是社会的癌症细胞。”

然而癌细胞其实不足为惧，即使身体健康，我们也会每天产生少量的癌细胞，一般情况下，他们都会自生自灭或者被免疫系统消灭; 而当秩序崩坏，免疫系统懈怠之时，一群犯罪分子便会聚集在一起，变成肿瘤，在本作中，这个肿瘤就是黑手党(Mafia)。

就像人罹患癌症有其原因，我们也要思考什么样的社会容易孕育出肿瘤。犯罪是社会性行为，而不是简单的个人行为。灰色和黑色地带在失业潮时会扩张，吞噬和扰乱正常的社会秩序和运转。灰色/黑色产业，是失业人员的蓄水池。而在一个畸形的社会中，每一个勤恳工作的人，都是尚且还未被招募吸纳的犯罪分子。

"It took me a month to do the chore like a labor been exploited, this game like a never-ending nightmare urges me to turn on my laptop and work till nightfall, I will have to admit that I did spend too much time on this game, I would even say that this game has some kind of magic, but dark ones. And when I failed my mission and got executed just because taking one wrong step, and I'll have to restart this whole thing again, it gives me hope of doing things right, just so that it can become a bigger and longer... nightmare. I dream of those tedious tasks even in real life. I wish I never played this game before. "

Wrote by my girlfriend before I told her she can save the game at any point if she wish. And she asks me to write:" Anyway, good game, play it."

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EA play is total scam, can't even activate the game!

PS: PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT "THIS IS EA NOT THIS GAME" , 'CAUSE YEA I WOULD RECOMMEND THIS GAME HARD IF I CAN JUST PLAY IT.

Buggy.And apparently my 3080 is too old to run a mini game on high settings.

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Tedious and frustrating.