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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
READ THIS IF U WANT TO LIVE
One year on halloween a 17 year old boy named josh was found dead. Josh wanted to host a party and sent invitations to the whole school. When the party started no one came. Except that is not ture 3 bullies were there.
! ! ! SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 15 PEOPLE WITHIN 15 MINUTES OR YOU WILL DIE ! ! !"
Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks... Skyrim was fine until you came along! Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you I’d have stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell. Looks at Dragonborn You there, you and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.
Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now.
Driver: Shut up back there.
Lokir: looks at Ulfric What’s wrong with him, huh? Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King.
Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits.
Lokir: No, This can’t be happening! This isn’t happening!
Ralof: Hey, what village are you from horse-thief?
Lokir: Why do you care? Ralof: A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home.
Lokir: Rorikstead. I’m from Rorikstead.
Hadvar: General Tullius sir! The headsman is waiting.
Tullius: Good, let's get this over with.
Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh! Divines, please help me!
Tullius: Good, let's get this over with. Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh! Divines, please help me!
Ralof: Sees Tullius Look at him! General Tullius, the Military. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves, I bet they had something to do with this. notices where they are This is Helgen... I used to be sweet on a girl from here. I wonder if Velod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in... Funny, when I was a boy Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.
Father: You need to go inside, little cub.
Child: Why? I want to watch the soldiers!
Father: Inside the house, now.
Child: Yes papa... heads inside Driver: Woah... pulls in reins Female Captain: walks up to cart Get these prisoners out of the cart! Lokir: Why are we stopping?
Ralof: Why do you think? End of the line. stands up Let’s go, we shouldn’t keep the gods waiting for us.
Lokir: No! Wait! We’re not rebels!
Ralof: Face your death with some courage, thief.
Female Captain: Step towards the block when we call your name, one at a time!
Ralof: Empire loves their damned lists. Hadvar: Ulfric Stormcloak, Jarl of Windhelm. Ulfric: moves towards block
Ralof: it has been an honor, Jarl Ulfric Hadvar: Ralof of Riverwood.
Ralof moves forward Lokir of Rorikstead. Lokir: No! I’m not a rebel! You can’t do this! runs
Female Captain: Halt!
Lokir: you’re not going to kill me!
Female Captain: Archers! archers shoot
Lokir: hit in the knee Aaa..!
Female Captain: glares at rest of prisoners Anyone else feel like running?
Dragonborn: Dragonborn Long-Shadow.
Hadvar: Not many wood elves would choose to come alone to Skyrim. Captain, what should we do? He’s not on the list.
Female Captain: Forget the list. He goes straight to the block.
Hadvar: By your orders, Captain. I’m sorry. We’ll make sure your remains get returned to Valenwood. Follow the captain, prisoner.
Dragonborn: moves to stand next to Ralof
Tullius: steps up to Ulfric Ulfric Stormcloak. Some here in Helgen call you a hero, but a hero doesn’t use a power like the voice to murder his king and usurp the throne.
Ulfric: growl Tullius: You started this war, flung skyrim into chaos. And now the Empire is going to put you down and restore the peace.
Alduin: distant roar
Hadvar: looks around What was that?
Priestess: As we commend your souls to Aetherius, blessings of the 8 divines upon you-
Stormcloak Soldier: For the love of Talos, shut up and let's get this over with. marches forward
Priestess: hesitates … as you wish.
Stormcloak Soldier: Come on! I haven’t got all morning! kneels at block, looks up at Captain/Headsman … My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same??
Captain: steps on his back Headsman: beheads soldier
Stormcloak Soldier B: You Imperial bastards! Townsfolk: Justice!
Townsfolk B: Death to the Stormcloaks!
Ralof: ...As fearless in death as he was in life.
Female Captain: Next, the wood elf!
Hadvar: There it is again... did you hear that?
Female Captain: I said... Next. Prisoner.
Imperial Soldier: to Dragonborn To the block prisoner. Nice and easy.
Dragonborn: moves to the block, kneels at block
Alduin: lands, roars Hadvar: What in Oblivion is that!?! Female Captain: Sentries, what do you see?
Imperial Soldier: It’s in the clouds...!
Townsfolk: Dragon!!
Alduin: roar
Tullius: Guards! Get the townsfolk to safety!
Ralof: Grabs Dragonborn come on! The guards won’t give us another chance! This way! Pulls Dragonborn towards a towerfinds dagger and unbinds his own handsunbinds Dragonborn's handsmoves to unbind Ulfric, who followed* Jarl Ulfric, what is that thing? Could the legends be true?
Ulfric: spits out gag Legends don’t burn down villages. Alduin: roar!!
Ralof: We need to move, now! runs up stairs, reach dead end See the inn on the other side? Jump through the roof and keep going! We’ll follow when we can!
Dragonborn: jumps
PM clearly doesnt know how gacha work. All those early system related blunders made me still believe, but releasing the alt. form of the main girl being obsessed with another guy? Yeah, i have seen where this goes. I wont pay any more money for garbage like this. You better believe me you will get an influx of all the scum of various communities flocking into your fanbase and draw as much cuckold porn of Faust and Sinclair in any version of themselves and Dante watching in the corner.
FGO people unironically tried to warn us that we will get lion'd and it actually happened. Dropped. I am what some would consider a whale (or leviathan depending on your definition) that spend 700 bucks on this game and even if its not much money for me, i actually regret it.
To anyone want to play this game and thought its a safe thing because Dante looks like a self-insert and the voicelines resemble waifu/husband material, dont get baited.
You 👉 give me 👈 a time ⌚and a place 🏞️🧭, I give you 🤫 a five minute ⏳window 🏠
Anything happens 🤯 in that five minutes ⏳and I'm 🙋♂️ yours 👈. No🙅♂️matter what. Anything happens 🤕 a minute either ↔️ side of that⌛and you're 👉 on your own. 🙅♂️
Do you 👉 understand?💡
I 👈 don't 🙅♀️ carry a gun 🔫, I 👈 drive 🚗.
literally hasnt changed since like lifepunch 2014
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