Chris P Bacon
Chris P. Bacon
Philanthropist at NASA
(yes that is my real name.)
Philanthropist at NASA
(yes that is my real name.)
Chris P Bacinformation
By day, I’m a refined, monocle-wearing hog with a taste for truffles and high society. By night, I funnel my vast fortune into NASA’s deepest, space dreams.

I don’t just bring home the bacon I put it into orbit.

If you see a pig-shaped rocket in the sky… yeah, that was me.

Currently accepting applications for co-pilots and truffle-tasting interns.
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5 月 4 日 下午 1:24 
i love you too :praisesun:

+rep he likes the oatmeal.
5 月 1 日 上午 3:40 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard johnson push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
2025 年 12 月 10 日 下午 8:48 
Either hacker or nutty at cs
2025 年 12 月 2 日 上午 11:55 
nice walls. lol
2025 年 10 月 16 日 上午 10:49 
kid is so weird. He was hitting on a 11 year old girl during a csgo match and was jerking off to her voice the entire time. Cant tell if he sucked because he was whacking off or if hes just ass but he went 0-28
2025 年 8 月 24 日 上午 1:38 
Strategic teamwork