+rep Good CS2 player

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

was RAPED once.

I was a 16 YEAR OLD VIRGIN LIBERAL and one night I was walking home from the library. FRIGHTENED I took a shortcut down A DARK ALLEY. I heard a SINISTER LAUGH and BEN SHAPIRO jumped out from behind a trash can! "Well well," he sneered, "looks like the INVISIBLE HAND has ensured that my DEMAND is met by your SUPPLY. What a TRIUMPH OF THE FREE MARKET..."

I said capital always accumulates in the hands of the wealthy, but to no avail. He just laughed and whipped out his THROBBING 12 CHAPTER TREATISE. He shoved me roughly against the wall and started filling my ear with STEAMY CITATIONS. I struggled but got SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH ROCK HARD DATA for my efforts.

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Update: I am a proud black man ✊

CATFISH

He let the basket drop

+rep Ryan Gooberling is the best supermarket manager I've worked for. As a raise, he gave me two lights and a pot plant! Feeling #Blessed!

Ryan Gooberling is a big booty Latina!

Jesus Christ.... it's Jason Bourne!

Update 6/14/2024, We are still married with 10 billion kids

The person below me is a man irl (i know) and we kissed before marriage

the person below me is a woman irl (i know) and we kissed before marriage

Vegiine

Penis man

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

Hi honey, I think I left the stove on can you please turn it off? thanks! Also can you please put take the chicken out of the freezer to defrost, I'm gonna cook it tonight, thanks!

I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. Sometimes people lick my nuts. What am I? Peanut butter.

+rep Best 'It Takes Two' player, he let me be the girl character and he be the boy character with the massive GYAT

Ever since I’ve been an adult out of my parents’ house at 18, my mom has copied me.

She has copied at least three of my perfumes. She will just smell them and be like “what is that? I need to get it too.” Which I hate so much because I feel like perfume is so personal.

She also copies my vacations. Like all the time. I was really short with her like three months ago after we went on a Valentine’s Day trip to a destination a few hours away because she was texting me all like “where did you stay? Was it expensive? How much did it cost with taxes?” I was literally like “let me look that up for you on hotels.com” so she would get the point.

𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎:
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

poggers

peeny weeny

He's literally him

HELLO HANDSOME MAN

was playing on his garrys mod server and they gave me a free money printer, very awesome staff thank you

🎃 TWIST MY STEM 🎃 SLAP MY BUTT 🎃 MAKE ME YOUR 🎃 PUMPKIN SLUT 🎃 EAT MY SEED 🎃 EAT MY PIE 🎃 JUST DONT FINISH IN MY EYE 🎃 ♥♥♥♥ 🎃 MY 🎃 BIG 🎃 FAT 🎃 PUMPKIN 🎃 ASS 🎃 DADDYS GOURD LOOKS OH SO YUMMY 🎃 SHOOT YOUR GOO AND FILL MY TUMMY 🎃

Daddy chill

Maple syrup connoisseur!

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM :hearts::hearts::hearts: FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM :hearts::hearts::hearts: FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM :hearts::hearts::hearts: FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I :hearts::hearts::hearts: IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass.
I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

are there people 👫who actually thinking 🤔💭💭sucking 😏♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦is gay?✋❌👬

1. you're sharing👍🍖 protein🍗
2. you're 😏👌admiring masculine💪 🍆👀physique😩😩
3. being in the vacinity of other ⬆️high ⬆️testosterone males 👬👬👅⤴️increases ⤴️your own testosterone👌👍👅

eating ♥♥♥♥♥ 😿🙅‍♂️is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨because you're litterally slurp😏ing down ⤵️estrogen⤵️and long term relationships have been proven to ⬇️lower ⬇️testosterone.

spartans 🏋️‍♀️💪had gay 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨orgies👅💦 all the 🕡🕜time 🕐🕟and they were the 📈⬆️height of 👍👨‍❤️‍👨masculinity. 💪😩you bet they were at ❗️least ❗️fondling eachothers test producers.

all these ☀️summer ☀️DYEL's piss 😑me off😡😡their 😍twink😜bodies don't ❌understand, but in 🕐time i'm sure they'll get it.

It's Powergame if you don't ERP My character. Why? Im just sexy, im alluring, im just perfect, You cannot deny that your character doesnt find my Character sexy, beautiful and just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beautiful. Like im just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot and sexy and silky and Perfect. You cannot Resist my allure, Im Tantalizing, so ravenous just fierce and passioniate of the fires. So you don't want to Erotic Roleplay Me because I'm a Male in real life? Lol, Talk about Powergame? Talk about Self Insert?

Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say konichiwa. I always ask you about your favorite anime before insulting you about your waifu. You’re usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a Christian. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like the Crusades but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice) I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the ♥♥♥♥ I watch.

☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!

Lil Macaroni is so cute and hot

hi bestie

lil macaroni is so cool haha

Based and redpilled.

This man is literally the FUNNIEST guy I've ever played with on Phasmo.

+rep Played with this man in Phasmophobia funniest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever seen

no haha

Give me your love, ♥♥♥♥

suck ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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