Vikshen 最近的评测

GTA V is out for PC...BUT GUESS WHO DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO UPGRADE HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPECS FOR IT!!! THIS GUY!!! At least I can still play San Andreas, The game with the same map as it...oh wait...they downgraded the resolution on it...oh wait...it runs on Xbox 360 and PS3 "HD" graphics...WELL ♥♥♥♥ ME LIKE A CJ DURING THE HOT COFFEE MOD!!! at least this is the best GTA...after 5...of course... I mean, with all the downgrades rockstar did for it's remastered ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for console and mobile, it's story and concept is still there. The only problem here is I sometimes get frequent crashes where after a cutscene, the screen just turns to black, and i feel like a blind man. At least it was a better lesson to save your game frequently than the Gyroid Face from Animal Crossing. Now onto the part where I tell you what this game has to offer. The first black protaganist in GTA...The first GTA with the ability to actually aim down your sights...The First GTA to let you roll around while aiming to make you feel like a total badass...Basically the first GTA to do anything...except take cover...you still zigzag to avoid bullets. Now onto the part where I try to say stuff that you might like to do and then say that this game is for you... DO YOU LIKE TO ♥♥♥♥ UGLY PIXELATED HOOKERS? YOU WANNA DATE HOODRATS? YOU WANNA RUN A GANG? YOU WANNA OVERTHROW OTHER GANGS? YOU WANNA BE A ONE MAN ARMY IN A GANG WAR WHERE IF YOU KILL 3 WAVES OF GANG MEMBERS, YOU AUTOMATICALLY CLAIM THAT PIECE OF LAND FOR YOURSELF? YOU WANNA ...YOU WANNA...you wanna...wait, let me see here...I had a whole damn list written up...come on, all I can do is continue writing ellipses to give the illusion of pausing...ah, here it is... *ahem* YOU WANNA SHOOT THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF SMOKE FOR BEING A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FATASS THE ENTIRE FIRST PART OF THE GAME? YOU WANNA WRECK ♥♥♥♥? YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE STEREOTYPES? YOU WANNA TRY AND BEAT THE GAME WITHOUT USING CHEATCODES, EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY WILL USE THE INVINVIBILITY ONE TO WRECK HAVOC ON THE CITY? YOU WANNA USE THE "HESOYAM" CHEAT TO MAKE YOURSELF RICH AND GIVE YOURSELF MORE HEALTH WHEN YOU'RE AT THE LAST PART OF A MISSION AND YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIE AND HAVE TO START ALL OVER?!? oh...no? oh, ok. I mean, i thought you did, since, you searched up the game. I mean, if that's what you want, it's cool, i guess...Oh, the rating? Oh yes, right...umm, out of what? 5 stars? /10? you know what, to hell with it... 6 STARS "BRINGITON" CHEAT CODE FOR BEING A GREAT GAME EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NOT BEATEN IT YET BECAUSE I'M TO BUSY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AROUND IN THIS GAME, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I BROKE THE HUGE CHAIN OF DISLIKE REVIEWS OF THIS GAME FOR HAVING SONGS AND FULL HD REMOVED. AND TO THAT, I SAY ♥♥♥♥ YOU, I DONT GIVE A ♥♥♥♥, I DON'T LISTEN TO MUSIC ON SAN ANDREAS, I ONLY LISTEN TO THE "USER TRACK STATION" BECAUSE SOMETIMES I LAUGH LISTENING TO IT. IF YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MUSIC, ADD YOUR OWN AND MOD IT YOU LAZY ♥♥♥♥, I DID IT, WHY CAN'T YOU?!? sorry. just get the damn game, it's great for nostalgia.