Shirt Off, Rifle Bursing 最近的评测

A boring korean 3-D anime where everyone is an edgelord.
No gameplay. You can do absolutely nothing, the outcome is the same.

I bought this to laugh at how bad it was. I did not get my moneys worth yet.
This is not a game. This is a very bad attempt at making a tv show.

As of finishing the entire game:
There might be a total of 30 minutes of gameplay TOPS. HILARIOUS
The writing is so bad I am not surprised critical role took part.
The ending is bad.
All the characters barely get any time to develop, so they are all 2-D cutouts.
This game could have been a 90 minute direct to video DVD.
I did not get my moneys worth, neither will you.

NEVER waste money on this game.

Way better than I expected. Stayed up till 8 am pulling an all nighter because xenos need to learn their place.

LET'S GO GAMBLING!
WOO HOO!

Gameplay is solid, Campaign gameplay solid, multiplayer is eh as ♥♥♥♥, one map for war modes. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yearly pass that is likely a load of ♥♥♥♥ that they will deliver ♥♥♥♥ all on. Multiplayer maps aren't that varied. only 6 or something. 2 for 1v1 2 for 2v2 2 for 3v3. Barebones.

Campaign story is very, very forgettable and uninteresting. Black President man from Rick and Morty is present as Black Space captain/high rank guy who talks at you in a VERY serious tone. He is quickly turning into frog eyed black woman who is in everything as well where he seems to have been typecasted as black space science fiction man. He is easily the only part worth paying attention to and if he isnt on screen I'm holding spacebar until its over. Skip all cutscenes, ♥♥♥♥ looks weird too, like out of a game from 2010.

Ultimately get's a thumbs up because it runs, runs well, doesn't crash, has interesting enough gameplay to keep me playing, but wait for a hefty discount. Denuovo blah blah who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cares at this point. Same old satan shows up again.

Servers are broken with the inability to even join friends or use quickplay.
Servers are now fixed, now get rid of the Oriental cheaters.

It is what it says on the tin but so far what I can tell is this game is carpal tunnel syndrome. Holding your hands on buttons constantly is the most uncomfortable way to play. I can't say I'm ever having fun because I find myself in physical discomfort the entire time and nothing really feels like an accomplishment if its main goal is your hand hurting for several hours.

The game is not "bad" it is playable, and has its niche, but compared to getting over it, getting over it is about being frustrating, not uncomfortable to play and frustrating.

Ice caves will make you want a refund, but by that point you likely won't be able to. Do not buy. Just watch a youtuber play it.

Yes ma'am, eat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. No I know its huge but you have to eat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I KNOW. Ma'am please if it was in the garage you could move but its on the table.

Live and Spooky was a little less than I was expecting, this is having content gaping my hole until I can't walk straight. Thank you guys so much for this DLC. I'm not even a fifth of a way through it but I love it so far, the songs, the characters, the meltdowns. I sincerely hope this isn't the last we see of your FMV games and that we get more. I'll always give these developers my dosh.

Booooooooooooooooooooring

I dun got bitted by a homeless man now I can't stop sweating.