Allow 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦🎫🎫 me to lecture before you 👉🏻 even begin 📦 to attack me.

You 👉 see, first 🥇 of all, my waifu is NOT 🙅 18 years 💀😵❗ old; ⛄ canonically, she is actually well over 😭 3000 years of age. Although, I doubt that a degenerate of your 👉 calibre can 🥫 even begin 🐢 to comprehend this fact.

Also, I'll have 😄 you know 🤔 she is indeed very 👌 real. As you are reading 📙 this, I happen 😱 to be 🐝 receiving the most amazing 🎆 sex ever. If I am able to pursue these heavenly 👩🏻‍🦲 experiences, she therefore must be 😤 real. TLDR; 👈🚪 If I can see her, then she's real- 💯 Unlike God.

Finally, 🙌 one 😤 more thing. Yes, 👌👍🆗 my waifu may be fragile, and I 😂 have every right to protect her. If you 😊 want 😍 to attack her, you 👈 shall have 🙋 to face against her 👩 daddy first. And trust 🤞 me, I am not the sort 💌 of person you want to be 😢🚫🚫🙋🏻‍♀️ up 🍅 against. 🤯🤨😇 You 😀 do not 😮 want 🌛 to be near me 💻 when ⏰ the demons come out. But it's okay, I'll 😡 forgive your 👧🏽😰 ignorance 🦇🐺 for today.