BURGER?

DID HE JUST SAY THAT HIS LAST NAME IS BURGER?

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA! DO YOU COME WITH FRIES? IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME CHEESE?

Toney Burger is coming for you at the activity park

Sorry about the accidental friend req, i'm on mobile rn and just wanted to view your profile cause your pfp got me intrigued, it's fantastically well done!

Also just wanted to drop a comment here and thank you for the intensive guide you made on the gts dating sim, went above and beyond for it and I can tell.

Nothing but my mad respect and appreciation from me to you. Absolute legend.

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivatio

that feel when that fine shawty start genuinely seizing from the blunt force trauma that i "accidentally" inflicted from crashing a car into them

If you want to turn yourself into a proud samurai warrior, you need the katana samurai sword.
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The Japanese sword will protect you in fights, and is sure to make you an eyecatcher at any party.
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+rep
most chill heavy this side of Valve servers

my tree-trunk of a wang sprays everywhere while standing but whenever i sit down on the toilet i have to physically hold it from touching the water AND keep it from splashing back up from the force of my pee? this is bullcrap man #LongWillyProblems

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT.

I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT.

I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT.

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP.

You know a lot of people laugh at me, they beat me up, they give me black eyes, they broke my nose four times. You know, because I like to make sandwiches and I get bullied about it, and I get bullied for it. And they pull my underwear up and doo-doo feces does fall out because of how hard they pull. But will I stop grabbing sandwiches with my bare hands and moving them down the assembly line? Absolutely freaking not, if you know what I mean. Like no, the answer’s no way. This is the only thing that brings my life joy. And you can beat me up, you can threaten to kill me, you can dox me, you can come to my house in a black SUV, I’m not going to stop doing this. I love the people of this country, I love giving them soggy sandwiches, and no I’m not going to stop.

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I touch these sandwiches; you’re gonna laugh at me you're going to think that I’m nuts you’re going to think I’m crazy, when I touch these sandwiches I feel the hands of every person who has touched them before me and after me. And I feel this jolt of like freaking lighting or something from my head to the tip of my you know what. Sometimes while grabbing these sandwiches with my bare hands I just can’t help but throw my head back in ecstasy and moan. So whenever I go and talk to chicks the chicks say to me “What do you do?” and I say “Yes I do grab sandwiches with my bare hands in a factory.” And don’t laugh at me, I feel like a spirit like an orb shoot through my body every time I grab a sandwich.

w medic

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

I like how I feel, how I think and how I do things. I have talents, skills and abilities. I approve of me and I approve of who I am. I got what it takes, plenty of it and I know how to use it. I’ve got myself together and I’m getting more together everyday, and today look out world 'cause here I come.

Thanks for the heals today! ggs

I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of "Section 8." Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you; I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

Sorry dude, I mean you no harm. My name is Patrick, I'm 31, and I'm not here to cause any harm. Please don't contact the police, please don't alert the authorities, please don't freak out. I'm not going to kill myself or hurt anyone or anything like that, but please don't freak out. My name is Patr

Real

that's it the clown makeup is coming on.

wtf real?

No matesprits?

wtf cyberbully

-rep Seadweller moment

+ rep homosuck

l + ratio + no queens + scholar's mate + i have 2 queens + nf6 after bc4 + check + attempted repetition + checkmate

Homestuck more like ♥♥♥♥ sucks my ♥♥♥♥

i want you to have sex with my wife

"WhY THe ♥♥♥♥ DiD YoU SwItCh OfF Of EnGineEr??!!!", and yet, we still one, like I knew we would. Keep being salty : )

Nice /tv/ meme pedo!

Sneed.

its not a larp if its true KEK

cope

V cheater that larps as a pyro god

LOL autist

yeah that's what i thought too! thanks for helping me get my white robes!

I was experiencing Deja Vu that whole Journey. Though seems my hunch was right and it was you I was travelling with again.

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

my favorite ones are the "not for trade" but then they try to scam your whole account by asking for password and ♥♥♥♥

Lmao preach it, Dingus

i know the both of you are scammers, don't try to hide it

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

add me as soon as possible i have very important to tell you (not for trade)

do u remember sagan worshipper on 'The Brothers googly' trade servers back in 2010-2012 ish?

yeah you tell him dingus