Dimwott 最近的评测

Impeccable, No Man's Sky has gone from humble beginnings, exploring the vast expanse of the universe, to quite easily one of the best experiences I've ever had. In No Man's Sky, you can be anything and anyone that you wish. Whether that's an astronaut(YEAH YEAH YEAH), a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alien, or a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frog, the choice is yours. Today I launched into VR, and began to stare in complete awe, at the absolutely terrible planet i spawned on, horrid angry rock. So AFTER that i made another save, as to not be trapped in permanent hellfire and radiation. So I went up a hill, shot a boulder,(that'll teach him) and it immediately began barreling towards me,(nevermind) so i dodge out of the way with an incredible start to my journey. Granted, this planet still looked like the face of someone who didn't own No Man's Sky, so i wanted off as soon as possible. INSTEAD, my friends showed up and I immediately choked one of them to death. I had no idea this would actually kill the little bastard, but MAN was I happy it did. Genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Shortly after this, we exited the planets atmosphere and headed for a space station. Once in the deathstar, i proceeded to floss and then the macarena.

W-wait, are you telling me you DON'T own No Man's Sky yet? What're you poor? Poorly educated, clearly.