bingle 最近的评测

excellent game. better on opiates

Ya make game a cartoon, put a bit of goose and bam, issa masterpiece

I don't know how the developer managed to make a game that is somehow more wholesome and yet just as tasteless as McPixel, but they did. 10/10 would buy again.

Hey. Hey. Hey guy. You like Minecraft, yeah? You played Gmod when you were in high school, yeah?

Yeah, well, guess what. The destructo-sandbox game of your gawt dammed wet dreams just came out.

The campaign? It's fun, but your smooth-brained ass is gonna catch a fat whooping for the better chunk of it. Tight alarms, borderline Obunga robots, paper cars- it's an old girl and a half but you'll make it through.
Now, where this game really shines is in the presentation. The physics, the tearing down, it's about as damn near perfect as one could imagine through the lens of a vidya gamer who's wanted this exact thing for decades. Yeah, gravity's wonky, but who's complaining, really. Gotta be one ungrateful-ass ingrate to complain about that. Let's not ignore the fact that Teardown looks like the most gorgeous minecraft shader & texture pack combo you've seen in your sub quarter century life, cause that ♥♥♥♥ alone is a feat of it's own with everything else that's going on.

Buy game. Is good. Fun for ages. Get physgun mod from workshop and throw tractor trailer into mall

One of the best games I've ever played. I failed Microeconomics and turned into a xenophobic racist because of it. What more could I want?

You just have to know, that when I have more fun with a pre-release teaser game than the actual game itself, I am too easily entertained by slowing down time and blowing people's heads off with a sniper rifle.