Densu 最近的评测

This game is an accurate simulator of being a real man. y'all already know this mans grandpa was an absolute player and everyone in town knew his sexy buff grandson was going to come back at some point. No one got anything on this man, he just rolls up into town, plows the old crappy ass fields then plows the whole population of the nearby town by force feeding them golden star parsnips. Then when you thought he wasn't powerful enough he summons the forest demons to fix a building by also force feeding them parsnips, because y'all know he can't be fricked messing around with no hammer and nails.

Then no one wants to dance with you at the flower dance cause they don't like parsnips.

10/10 if only i had a wife simulator.