heyyy :D

+rep Poetry enjoyer

+rep good memdic

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

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🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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SHOULD GO BACK TO THERAPY FOR associating with an induvidual who BAD MOUTHED the MADCAP

hi sound, great to hear from you. i completely understand, the ways our minds work can make things so difficult. i forgive you. i would also like to apologise for the way i behaved when i was with maria, i was awful to you both due to my jealousy (among other things) and made no real effort to control myself. i hope you're doing well and im glad to hear you're getting help

hi

Hello dear. Are you sex? Thanks.

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Kim possible is possibly the first cartoon that gave me a boner. I don’t quite understand what that means since i was just a kid back then but it makes me hate her because she makes me uncomfortable. So every time kim possible was on tv I always get mad and tell my siblings to switch the channel because “she’s a cartoon for girls and girls are gross”. Recalling that memory makes me cringe so hard but yes as a result I never watched kim possible.

A girl and a boy were driving a car. Suddenly, the boy stopped the car and asked the girl to step out of the vehicle, without any explanation.The girl got pissed, removed all her facebooks and ripped all the photos.The next day the girl heard that the boy died, as he has driven into a wall. The boy had noticed that there was a wall in front of them, had stopped the car, and saved the girls life, before he had driven into the wall.

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I’m a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m’lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like ♥♥♥♥, and only talk to me to cry about it. I’m sick of being considered ‘beta’ or whatever you call it.

-rep toxic player

I'm on a business meeting honey

uhh, edgy weeb? idk

3=====D

Sorry that I was toxic, I'm just getting so mad when a pyro kills me and i can't do anything to fight back cuz pyro is too strong for a spy

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added for unusualifier

obvious cheater

flexiiii boiiii

+rep really good sniper also my parents disowned me

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can you lose your friend?

UGC Team

Its 🍌⛄️🎄Dickcember 🎄⛄️🍌and you 👉😏👉 know what that means 🙌😨‼️It's HOEliday season 🎄❄️and Santa 🎅🏿 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩💦💦 to town 🏠🏢 and bringing 🎁presents🎁to all the good boys👦🏻 and girls,👧🏻 but if you've been a naughty 👎⚠️❌ hoe👄 you ain't getting 🍌💦CUMMIES🍌💦 this year! 😱🙅🙅❌ Prancer🐴 and LAP Dancer💃🏿 are ready to get wet 💦💦 and Rudolph the 🔴red🔴♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥😍💦 SLUTdeer is ⏳waiting⌛️ to 💡light💡up the way to 🎅🏿Santa's🎅🏿 sexshop 🏩 where all you ho-😺ho-😸HOES 😽can get 💋naughty💋! 😜🍆💦💦

[22:15]
eaux:
ever since I first saw you I could only think of wearing your skin

[23:29]
eaux bee suffering:
like a nude but for my ears

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Sound : Yo, why are my tittie muscles getting so big?

Sound : OH MY GOD THIS GUY HAS SO MUCH ♥♥♥♥ IN HIS ASS

You still have the best quote on my profle

B)

-rep very rude

https://i.imgur.com/RQdXCNO.jpg

　　.𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓴𝓲𝓼𝓼　.　　　。　　　.　　　　　.
　　,　　　　.　　 　.　　⋆ 　⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓐𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓽 𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓹𝓼 　　,　　　　　.　　 　　　 　⠀
　　　　.　　　　　　　　.　　　　𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾⠀　　　　　　.　　　　　　　　.　
　　.　　　　　。　　.　　　⠀.⠀ ⠀𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 　

+rep would buy another compliment

20:24 - Bums Toppable: I know, yeah, but it's still not as bad as masturbating the entire day and getting carpal tunnel
20:25 - Bums Toppable: wrong chat
20:25 - Bums Toppable: great
20:25 - Bums Toppable: ignore that