Instead got cats wielding swords bigger than their entire bodies while somehow maintaining perfect balance and adorable ear twitches. My feline warrior conquered bosses by simply being too cute for them to attack seriously.

The dogs are surprisingly competent allies despite clearly being cats in disguise. Every spell casting involves dramatic paw gestures that my real cat now attempts during dinner time.

Instead got cats wielding swords bigger than their entire bodies while somehow maintaining perfect balance and adorable ear twitches. My feline warrior conquered bosses by simply being too cute for them to attack seriously. The dogs are surprisingly competent allies despite clearly being cats in disguise. Every spell casting involves dramatic paw gestures that my real cat now attempts during dinner time.