>So i go to McDonalds to get a McGangbang .
>As I walk up to the counter I notice there is a cute girl behind it
>My palms start to sweat and I get nervous
>The cute girl tells me it’s $3
>I reach into my fanny pack for money
>Spaghetti falls out
>“oh god not again”
>Face gets red
>“Th-th-thr-three dollars right?”
>“I’m sorry what did you say?”
>Clenching asscheeks together to hold in my ♥♥♥♥
>Meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my fanny pack
>“th-th-th-thr-thr-thr”
>“Are you okay?”
>I start to puke
>The girl behind the counter starts to puke blood
>This sets of an entire blood puke chain reaction
>Everyone in the store starts to puke blood
>I start to piss my pants
>♥♥♥♥ breaches through my asscheeks
>A stream of piss and ♥♥♥♥ propels me into the air at 100mph
>The girl gets covered in ♥♥♥♥, piss and spaghetti
>My pocket rocket shows no sign of stopping
>The sheer force of my ♥♥♥♥ and piss has reached 650mph
>The spaghetti, ♥♥♥♥ and piss intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as I head towards the stratosphere
>Children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>The g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>Spaghetti and ♥♥♥♥ blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>My transformation is almost complete
>As I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>I steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming ♥♥♥♥ and spaghetti trail