Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name ten times.
2.say your mom's name five times.
3. say your crushes three times
4. paste this to four other profiles.
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN
YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS
ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name ten times.
2.say your mom's name five times.
3. say your crushes three times
4. paste this to four other profiles.
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN
YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS
ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

Hey! It's the admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay TF2 server that you play on! I wanted to personally show my gratitude for the £400 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log make sure to let me know and I'll get you that custom pony skin/model you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "My parents marriage" like you requested but I'll get my friend to work on it (he's good with computers and modeling stuff) Thank you once again for the donation and we hope to see you soon!

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx -rep

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Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

liberals need to be stopped. they want to make you drink the gender fluid

The 🕺🏻default dance🕺🏻 is truly a 🖊masterpiece. Never❌in all of history🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚has such an artistic masterpiece🖊 ever been created. The choreography💃🏻 is possibly the most beautiful😍 sight👀 ever beheld by the human💁🏻‍♂️ eye👁. The sharp 🔪sound of the SLAP👏 when the player’s hands👐 collide perfectly 💯 with the beat of the song 🎵 sends a bone chilling☠️ shiver down my spine, every single time 🕘I hear it👂🏻. I find my self watching 👀my in-game 🎮avatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual 💃🏻for hours🕧 on end.

When the man for the McDonalds ask and had the mayonnaise and the employee when and the put on the side burger and not when how when the picture was taken it was mayonnaise and the McDonalds

This ♥♥♥♥ looks like the Battle Pass at John "Fortnite" Wick's house.

Yeah I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sit down when I pee sometimes, okay? I'm not less of a man because of it. I'm NOT less of a MAN just because sometimes I like to take a load off when I PEE! I don't want to be STANDING when I'm PEEING! I want to relax a bit when I pee so I sit down. Is that just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crime?!

what if someone ran in ya house and doo dooed on u. and in your iron so you had doo doo steam. boo boo steam. zoo zoo zteam. dookie steam. zookie steam. boo loo is a new dookie u do realize that right a new form boo boo (nee' "too boo". they're workin a new dookoo callf "coo boo" the rockiest boo boo ever

🍤 eat 🍤 too 🍤 much 🍤 and 🍤 you'll 🍤 get 🍤 sick 🍤 shrimps 🍤 are 🍤 pretty 🍤 rich

There is currently ⌚ a class 🤵💰 action 🎭 lawsuit 🤵👨‍⚖️📝 against 🚫 people 👨 Rickrolling people 👨 others 👪 on 🔛 https://stoptherickroll.com They are suing for upto $3,394,484,260 because people 👨 like 👍🏻 you 👈 keep 👌 rick 👴 rolling 🙄 people 👫. Do you 👉 know 💭👧 the extensive 👆 amount 🔢📉 of trauma 😱😭 that this can cause 🎗 to people 👫? I 👁 have endless 🔄 night 🌙 terrors 😱 that Rick 👴 Astley 🥳 is gonna 🔥 break 🔗💥 into my house 🏘🏡 and start 💢 singing 🎵🎤 to me. The amount 💯 of trust 😫🙅🏻😡 issues 🙅🏾‍♂️ and PTSD 🙄👌🏿 this causes 🎗 is terrible 👎. I 👁 am submitting ▶ you 👉 the #StopTheRickRoll Campaign 🔇 so you 👩👈 can also 👨 be sued 👨‍⚖️! You 👈 should have thought 💭 twice ✌ before 😂 you 👈 RickRoll'd me

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CHRISTIAN PARENTS BE WARNED
WARNING

THERE IS CURSING IN ASDF MOVIES 1,2,4,7,11, AND 12. HERE ARE THE TIMESTAMPS

ASDF MOVIE 1 0:48-0:52 (h#ll)

ASDF MOVIE 2 0:38-0:42 (♥♥♥♥♥#xual) 1:28-1:31 (g@y)

ASDF MOVIE 4 0:58-1:02 (h%ll)

ASDF MOVIE 7 0:22-0:30 (d#e)

ASDF MOVIE 11 0:03-0:12 (promotes witchcraft) 1:39-1:43 (b#tt)

ASDF MOVIE 12 0:32-0:41 (g%n)

PROTECT YOUR SELF FELLOW CHILDREN OF GOD

Hey it's 3-for-free!

my work flow and my play flow are reaching intense speeds. tubes run from my skull and all parts of my body into the pc. no need for monitors in my world, my mind has seven. all display port capable, all 8k. glancing at my writhing form you might think im just a flesh-metal body horror torture victim but, in reality im the closest thing there is to god. on one screen im browsing r/funny. on another, im buying piss off the silk road. on monitor three, im fighting for diaper rights with the cool youth of the world. on another, im trolling hard with my harry potter themed hacking group. fused to my chair, which is a shoddy battery keeping me alive, i surf the net forever

My cat ate all my adderall now he won't stop streaming on twitch, what do I do? He's doing a 24 hour charity stream right now and already raised fifty grand for feline AIDS. If I make him throw up do you think I can still get some of those pills back? I need to study for finals!

-rep false spread of information about my neopet playtime, I'll have you know I've dumped over 2000 hours into neopets and still frequently playing to this day, don't you dare slander my name I am one of the top 10% neopet players in the world. My pcpm (Potatos Counterd Per Minute to you oblivious noobs) is 300% above the average user. I am a master of neopoint trading I can flip 10 points into 10000 in minutes, I run the underground, I am THE MARKET. So don't ♥♥♥♥ with me or my neopet ever again, you've been warned... Kid.

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🅱️wow Queen you're so 🅱️eautiful...

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE MONDAYS SINCE I WAS FIRST DRAWN. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF BILLOWING FLESH IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY CORPOREAL FORM. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR MONDAYS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT.

The tin man didn't wish for the ♥♥♥♥ he didn't have Instead. he wished for a heart. Idiot had no idea what he got himself into when he became capable of love and didn‘t have a ♥♥♥♥. Tincel.

selling 13 troiut

I can give my Tiger Tooth M9 bayonet for one smack of the nuts (my name is jeff) so if it's ok send me trade offer please. Trade link in my b-hole

just grinding out on runescape, should have 85 smithing by tonight. wanna be my miner slave for 10k gp and hour? I'll give you much more when i'm 99 and rolling it in

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

What about Widowmaker?

how much would it cost to make me die?

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❗❗ ATTENTION 2006 KIDS ❗❗ This 👇 is the last year of being a kid! 👦👦👦 Because NEXT 👉 YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️🔥🔥 PARTYING 🎉🎉 DRINKING 🍹🍹 MAKING OUT 👄👄 AND SEX 🍆 👅 PERIODS 🔴🔴 😠😠 HEARTBREAKS 💔💔 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️TH GRADE)

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Hear me👂👂👂, and rejoice💏💑. You are about to die ☠️😱at the hand ✋🤚🖐of the children👶🧑👧 of Thanos💪🏾👊🏾. Be thankful😄☺️, that your meaningless🚫 lives❤️ are now contributed to the balance✅⚖️⚖️⚖️.

Soon, you will have the great 😃privilege of being saved😁 by the great titan👊🏾💪🏾😎. Some of you may think🧠 this is suffering😥😭😩😱... no😤! It is salvation🤗. The universal ⭐️✨scales⚖️⚖️⚖️... tip toward balance⚖️⚖️✅ because of your impending😮😬 sacrifice.😲😌 Smile😃😄😁😆😀... for even in death☠️💀😱, you will have become children 👶🧑👧of Thanos💪🏾👊🏾!

OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

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There is Christian ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ almost everywhere you go. In books. In texts of all sorts. Basic information that was corrupted thanks to the fine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of Christianity and the Christian church. It's all over the internet. Nearly everywhere you go you see it, there is no denying that. Thanks to Christianity, loads of important information has been corrupted. Spiritual knowledge has been removed. The Christian bible: now that's the biggest pile of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ there is. That's nothing but information stolen from the far east and corrupted in order to deprive everyone of power and remove spiritual knowledge. This is what Christianity does to people. Do you wanna keep living that lie, knowing what I just told you? Do you really honestly wanna live like that? Or would you rather make a change and find out who the real good guy is like I did two years ago? The choice is yours. Just remember--Christianity is nothing but a pile of bs: www.exposingchristianity.com .

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Mob so icy wonder why they kill me, I’m just mining
In water, I just fell in a hole, now I’m crying
Ever server I go on (yea) it’s inspiring
Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, I’m just mining
I just bought an account and now I’m playing
Diamond sword so heavy I feel like I’m holding a mountain
Every server (yea) I go on, it’s inspiring
Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft, I’m just mining

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I’m a gamer🎮🎧 not 😤😤 a player 😬. Players 👫💑🙅‍♀️get chicks 🐥🐣, I 😏😏 get arrested 😱👮‍♂️🚓 for hate crimes 😂🤜🤛🏾🙊

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