+rep Gave my left nut to this man after an incident caused both of his nuts to have to be removed. It all started one unsuspecting day after DcEplayer got home from a long strenuous day at work. He noticed that his front door was unlocked and there was loud moaning coming from upstairs. DcEplayer ran upstairs to find his wife with another man.

DcEplayer promptly grabbed his .380 revolver from his satchel and shot the man who was on top of his wife. His wife started to scream as she pulled herself from under the man. DcEplayer then pointed the gun at his wife and started to yell, "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!" His wife started to plead with him to calm down and that he needed help. His wife started to inch closer to him as he paced around the room yelling. His wife then touched his arm and begged for DcEplayer to put the gun down. DcEplayer promptly shot his wife in the face. He then decided in a fit of rage that he would never love another woman in his life and make it impossible to be with anyone else ever again. DcEplayer then pointed the gun at his genitals and fired.

All the pain caused a moment of clarity as he looked at the messy scene around the room. DcEplayer saw all the family photos in the bed room and realized that they were all of his wife and the other guy. DcEplayer then remember that he was not married at all, and this was not his house. DcEplayer decided that he could not live with what he had done and shot himself in the head. The sudden shock from the shot caused DcEplayer to wake up from the dream. DcEplayer found himself in the hospital ER. He asked the nurse what happened. The nurse told DcEplayer that he was high on drugs and fell down a set of stairs, landing on a piece of railing causing both his nuts to rupture. DcEplayer was glad that it was just a drug induced dream and he did not kill anyone. Really is a great guy. Fun at parties

Glad mine is 15inches then bruh :p

Only accepts guys with ♥♥♥♥♥ bigger than 10 inches... smh