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KimPark leaked STREAM KEY! (2020): live_262254104_46JHd8gdH6hZMtL9Ghh6BirDRMDeC5

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Ones pretty meaty, and the others a little meteor.

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There are allegedly around 5.7 millions Danes, right? That's out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet. Thats not 9%---that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent. To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Danes. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Danes make up 0.0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Denmark doesn't exist.

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

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Hey, yeah I can remember that dance. I choreographed it so it is forever stuck in my brain like a foot bound in cotton bandage. Are you coming to my recital on friday? x

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Did I ever tell you about the time I invented the frisbee? It was 1642 and I used a paper plate upside down and I would throw it to Edna and she would throw it back to me and I would throw it back to her and she would throw it back to me. Shush don’t interrupt your elders it’s rude. Now where was I? Oh yes. I would throw it to her and she would throw it to me and then Billy would join in and I would throw it to Billy and he would throw it back to me and I would throw it to Edna and she would throw it back to me and I would throw it back to her and she would throw it back to me.

is it panda or cat on ur profile picture??

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H-hey KimPark, do you remember me from Biology? Freshman year? It's Laura. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. Anyway, I hope you're doing well...HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.

I have report you to federal polis. goodbye friend

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you wink sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i tetsu is hansome don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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+rep ate my tortilla because he thought it was a big pasta

Hey KimPark, this is your dad here. I just wanted to say how proud of you I am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. your mom and I think that's swell and we just wanted to let you know we love you.

Yea I just hit like the dirtiest headshot in fortnite (399m). It was not my personal best (which is 407m) but it was still pretty impressive because I wasn't really trying at that moment. All my internet friends think I'm lying but what they know am I right? I once posted a dirty NoSc in fortnite reddit (website full of fortnite pros incase you are a n00b) and they gave me like 200 "upvotes". I don't consider myself as a pro but I'm definitely better than 80% of the community. So my question is that why my retarded friends online don't believe me? I'm like winning almost every match but every time I tell them that I've hit some uber long range headshots they don't believe me. Sometimes they even say that I'm cheating but I can't make myself bad at this game because it just happens to be really easy for a real gamer like me...

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Do you have any corn left? I know it's not on the menu but it's my favourite

hello can i order 1 pepperoni pizza please i love ur pizzas thanks xx

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hahaha nice steam level lmao what a noob you are stinky XD try TRADING for once you NERD hahaha oh my god i am laffin so hard at you why dont' you sell those trading cards on the market, huh??? sell 'em, big boy. Just TRY and return a profit... hehe I bet you don't know the first THING about investing on steam... that explains why you're so low level! hahahaha enjoy having NO perks or an expanded friends list >:)

It is not possible that in 2018 people like this exist, I wanted to have a fun time with him but I realized that being gay is not fun anymore. You don't have to battle for your rights, you can go around without getting insulted or punched, you can even have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids without reciving death threats. That means I am a lesbian if I transition from being Gay ?????? answer me Elon Musk.

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Who are you sweet boy? My old mind fails me

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