How the ♥♥♥♥ I got banned from CS:GO is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beyond me. I haven't played it in over two months and I've never played Comp since I bought it. 10/10


I go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kind of guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy...but then I get a little SUGAR in me and start to go KOO-KOO. Doesn't have to be much, this time it was two of 'em Fiber One brownies. Only 90 calories each but they do the job. Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up, a little KOO-KOO, a little WACKY, start gettin' me a little KOOKY, a little, y'know, LOOPY-- OOO. Hey, somebody get this kid in a padded cell! Someone get him a straitjacket! He's gettin' a little WACKY..ooo...a little KOOKY! He's off the walls, bananas, loco!

"You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥. You should think before you type, ♥♥♥♥♥. I'm gonna come through your TV like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ghost dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my ♥♥♥♥ around your neck and I'm gonna hang you; and when they find you they're gonna say, "Who's ♥♥♥♥ is this around his neck?" And Im gonna be like "It's my ♥♥♥♥!" You're hanging by the neck until dead by my ♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥ you! I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna make her jealous with the ♥♥♥♥ I do to your dad! That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over. I'm gonna treat his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like a vagina; spread that ♥♥♥♥ open and butter it up with some canola oil, one of the main Ingredients of "spotted ♥♥♥♥." And I'm gonna throw my non-spotted-♥♥♥♥ right into his brown ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ starfish! And your dad’s gonna be like "Don't watch, son" and I'm gonna be like, "If you take your eyes off him I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ run - I'm gonna split him up his spine. I'm gonna flail him like a fish with my ginsu ♥♥♥♥."