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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3’03” tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can learn Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, and without fur to hide nipples, it’d be easy for one to get you in the mood. With Water Absorb and Hydration, they recover from fatigue with enough water. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥

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