Ewan 最近的评测

They have AI slop all over the place.

Balatro but a new gambling method

The first battlepass costs 1000, pays out only 400. So if you bought a pass, you still need to buy the $14.95 currency bundle rather than a $7.55 top-up as that doesn't even get you enough for the next pass. Not only that, but the currency bundles are sold in the ♥♥♥♥ way where you're always either just under, or just over the amount you need. Oh, 50 spare currency that you can't spend? SWEET!

I will not be spending a cent. Gotta love the age of making a game and selling it all in tiny segments ("making" being a very strong word there's so much missing from a series that in its entirety took less time to make than this mess). $14.95 for some garbage cosmetics. I knew how ♥♥♥♥ this was when they added this paid currency in the closed alpha.


Also, to everyone that says something stupid about wanting stuff for free:

No, I do not. I want to pay an upfront cost and get it all, INSTEAD OF PAYING THE SAME PRICE FOR 2 SKINS! What a shame that people will happily gobble it up. Enshittification of everything in your life. Enjoy your endless battlepasses and subscription fees.


EDIT:

Those other complaints seem stupid now that I've stumbled into the shop.

What the ♥♥♥♥? You can buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard and duct tape Isaac Clarke skin FOR THE SAME PRICE AS SKATE 3 WHEN IT LAUNCHED!
What the ♥♥♥♥? You can buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard and duct tape Isaac Clarke skin FOR THE SAME PRICE AS SKATE 3 WHEN IT LAUNCHED!
What the ♥♥♥♥? You can buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard and duct tape Isaac Clarke skin FOR THE SAME PRICE AS SKATE 3 WHEN IT LAUNCHED!
What the ♥♥♥♥? You can buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard and duct tape Isaac Clarke skin FOR THE SAME PRICE AS SKATE 3 WHEN IT LAUNCHED!
What the ♥♥♥♥? You can buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard and duct tape Isaac Clarke skin FOR THE SAME PRICE AS SKATE 3 WHEN IT LAUNCHED!

Adding a subscription to a dirt cheap game? I wanna know what was smoked for that idea to sound good lmao.

Oh wow, they made the Infamous bundle more expensive too. "Changed bundle discount — 52% › 33%"

Weird controller issues where it continually disconnects for some reason.

Removed the Explorer's hat for some reason.

A lot of people seem to think this improves your aim. It doesn’t. At best, it lets you cheat in games that don’t have a built-in crosshair, or maybe gives a slight edge in CS:GO by tracking the recoil pattern with an animated overlay.

I honestly can't believe how many people online think "disabling" a weapon's bloom by turning the UI element off and slapping a PNG over it somehow makes the gun more accurate. Social media shows the brightest minds lol.

The only reasonable justification for using this is accessibility.

Very cool visuals. I think more options would go a long way for the price.

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Genuinely funny and absurd.